“Shaving Cream Cans on a Plane”

[3stripesbrand]

(The following is a column I wrote for this week's school newspaper. The question presented is "Is America safer now than it was before 9/11?" Keep in mind that this is definitely meant to piss people off and get me into trouble, but nothing in the article is meant in seriousness or, likely, could actually work. Enjoy. :D).Here’s a clever idea for

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[cassandraleo]

I approve of that essay