Oi, Roc'! Told yeh I'd find the weird photo of Connor + the iron!

[4_thee_my_lord]

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[dukefuckinwayne]

Murph', man, stop it with the come ons. Getting a little desperate, you know? You know what else, I already fuckin' got the pictures developed so that's not going to fucking help.

[need_some_rope]

Did yeh get them blown up real big ta put around the bar?

[dukefuckinwayne]

You fuckin' know it, man.

[need_some_rope]

Perfect! I can't wait fer the look on the guys' faces when they see them!

[dukefuckinwayne]

I fuckin' know. It's going to be great, man. You just keep Murph' the fuck away until I get'em there.

[need_some_rope]

Don't worry! I'll keep him busy.

Do yeh reckon he might get some admirers from this?

[dukefuckinwayne]

I say you better watch his ass, man... I mean, he looks better than some of the chicks the guys drag in do at least. Might not be able to contain themselves.

[need_some_rope]

Aye, that's true enough! Who'da thought I'd have ta be standin' up fer my own brother's virtue with those guys? But I've seen the evidence now, and its jus' a matter of time...

[dukefuckinwayne]

Hey at least you're fuckin' standing up for it and not trying to pimp him out or something?

[need_some_rope]

... I see what yer sayin' there, Roc. Yer sayin' I should be tryin' ta make some money out of this, aye?

[dukefuckinwayne]

Hey, all I'm sayin' is others might see an opportunity to earn some quick cash outta this.

[need_some_rope]

... How about we get him drunk again, slap on the slap an' the tiara an' set him up a kissing booth at the bar? He can keep his honor an' still make us a buck or two.

[dukefuckinwayne]

You think we can fucking trick him again, man?

[need_some_rope]

If we offer him enough free beer he might not even need ta be tricked...

[dukefuckinwayne]

Hey, it's worth a fucking shot! Think we need to this, Connor. Earn us some money.

[need_some_rope]

Except that we'll need a lot of the guys interested ta make back the cost of all that beer...