Tonight I have a date with not one...not two...not three...not four...(well maybe four, it'll depend, but certainly more than a couple) of lovely ladies. Lovely older ladies. Well...pensioners to be perfectly honest. I am going to the GFT to see Cold Mountain with my gran and some of her friends. I feel I've moved up a few notches on the Coolometer ( Read more... )

Sorry about previous post, I when drunk as I'm sure you are all aware = loser.
Though I don't think the last post conveyed it well, it was actually a really fun night out, and I enjoyed myself. So shame on the rest of you for staying in...

So I went round to Drews about 9.30. And we drank much vodka and 5 alive, and it was good. Then we got the train to town, and went to optimo. Which was really really rather rather good, and there was much dancing and fun, and much more drinking of vodka. And then we met Fraser, of cello playing fame. Lovely, lovely, adorable, generous Fraser with ( Read more... )

I woke up this morning realising that I turned down the chance to go out last night in favour of sleeping for 12 hours. What have I become? I'm so sorry Andrew. It won't happen again...

I am over performing. Goody Goody ( Read more... )

There will, again, be no Story Time Wednesday this week, in memory of those lost to accidental deaths in a certain country that you should all be trying to figure out.
On the bright side, I promise to bring to you TWO classic tales next week.
That is all.

Which country boasts the world's largest accidental death rate?
Ah Trivial Pursuit...
Answers on a post....um...on a post (ahahahaa ahaha ahahahaha ahahahaha ahahah ahahahaa ahahahha ahahahaha ahaha could I BE more funny? no...by the way...in case you were wondering...).
First correct answer gets a special prize related to the country.

So, I once more decided to have a Lord of The Rings morning marathon. It's a shame that this is what I'm reduced to. I woke up at like 2, and watched tv for a bit. And for a time, it was bad. And then 3 episodes of Dharma and Greg back to back. Salvation. But after that was over, the television returned to darkness, with multiple episodes of ( Read more... )

I just got back from World of Golf, or Golf World, or something like that. It's out near Drumchapel. A Nice Place. So, we pulled up, and I felt rather apprehensive. It looked (and by looked, I mean was) like the equivilent in the golf world of starbucks, or something. It had a big golf superstore attached to it, and a cafe, etc, etc, etc. So I got ( Read more... )

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