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.she's a maneater.

Jun 07, 2003 02:29

i think that english muffins have to be the smartest baked breakfast good. why? well, because they're english. it should be a law that all english muffins must wear graduation caps at all times. just like cartoon owls. croissants must wear black berets and black turtle necks. they also must be snooty. whereas biscuits are very, very.... special. ( Read more... )

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a;dlsfkj anonymous June 10 2003, 12:49:53 UTC

I love the manly man that is TAYLOR!!!!!!
come hang out balls.
-mishelle leigh jones

?! theartofdying June 11 2003, 21:09:00 UTC

DONT FUCK with tha babysitter

Breakfast pastries are at the height of importance in literary subjects. anonymous June 27 2003, 20:38:12 UTC

Bearclaws are like the AC Slaters of the breakfast pastry world. I bet they sit on their baking sheets backwards too. Well, genius my friend, genius. If you go to the Locusts show, you should uh...buy me a shirt. Yeah. Oh, by the way, the column I wrote on our camping trip was in the Daily News yesterday...you should check it out. It includes you and I trying to make fire. An that by itself...is dangerous? Scary? Unhealthy? I think we better stick to being the pine needle bitches. Ah well, talk to you soon.
-Lauren S.