.you've got the right stuff, baby.

[40housewives]

come winter, i'm hybernating. that's right. i've decided that living the good life isn't just for bears anymore. in october i'm getting ready for winter. i'm gonna go to the nearest river and devour all the salmon that my round belly can possibly hold. i'm gonna find myself a nice warm cave and snuggle down with my cubs and sleep until march. i'll

Comments

[cappyton]

Hibernation has always been so bewildering to me. But I mean like, if you wanna do it, that's cool...

[grindcorey]

hehehe i luv men

Bears Just Want To Have Fun

[anonymous]

Bears get all the fun. Afterall, the Abearican President gets to maul people, and just using the word "maul" puts a smile on my face. We should just throw you into a bear suit and you can maul tourists at the beach. Or we can go back to the whole Mimsi and Elvino thing at the circus. Ok. Anyway, call me, we'll get coffee.
-Lauren S.