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40housewives

Don't turn around...Der Kommissar's in town.

Jan 22, 2004 00:30

I'm so glad i have a penis. If i had a vagina i don't know what i'd do. from what i gather, those things are really high maintenance. i don't think i cou'd handle that. i see myself sitting in bed, finishing off a bag of funyuns and i'll say "hey, you should really do your vagina chores." and then after a moment of comtemplation i'd say "i'll do it ( Read more... )

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aninnocentface January 22 2004, 06:41:44 UTC

i'm glad you have a penis too.

weaponsuseless January 22 2004, 07:52:02 UTC

my butthole is glad you have a penis.

avasaurus January 22 2004, 09:13:30 UTC

vaginas aren't really high maintenance.

40housewives January 22 2004, 13:34:38 UTC

well, i don't really know. but i'm sure they're certainly more so than a penis.

900mhz January 22 2004, 15:05:48 UTC

penises are so low maintenence it's amazing.

aninnocentface January 22 2004, 20:59:47 UTC

my penis bathes itself.

heartmyfist January 22 2004, 20:56:17 UTC

the Commissioner is not in town. The commissioner is out of town thank you.

My vagina is creating a steady blood flow averaging about about 94.5 miles per hour.

densityofsouls January 28 2004, 05:40:06 UTC

delicious, brenna.

remind me to shoot myself in the face whenever someone mentions period blood.

heartmyfist January 28 2004, 20:43:00 UTC

No Zach, vaginal blood flow or not, I will never remind you to shoot yourself in the face.
<3

lol_maverick January 30 2004, 00:12:27 UTC

AHHHH...bizarro taylor! we meet again,for this be super taylor, and we shall fight, bitch!