.it's time to get ill.

[40housewives]

i want to get in a bar fight. like a good old fashioned get clocked in the head with a pool cue, get thrown out a window bar fight. not that i feel as though i have any reason to fight someone or that i have the ability to win a fight, just to say "hey i've done that," while watching "roadhouse". however, the prefect song would have to be on the ol

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[iyfacemckelvey]

i challenge you to a barfight

[40housewives]

in a gay bar?.... challenge accepted!

[iyfacemckelvey]

I will snap you to death.

hmmm....barfights

[readaboutgio]

(cue roadhouse blues by the doors)
id come walking in butt naked...sizing up bar regulars with my cyborg eye...

instantly looks of surprise and shock turn into mischief....

people start putting out their cigars on my chest for no reason....so i BREAK THEIR ARMS...and THROW THEM THROUGH THE BAR WINDOW...

slowly but surely i continue to break so many heads...beer bottles breaking and smashing...cracking skulls...punching crotches and FEELING NO EMOTION!

I AM A MACHINE!!!!

i grab the clothes off one of my victims...take his Harley and sunglasses....and continue my search for some squeaky pre-pubescent foster kid that listens to way too much G&R....

Re: hmmm....barfights

[40housewives]

i love you, gio. with all my heart and soul i do.

[vanity_vanities]

Dude, I'd beat your ass in a bar fight.

...maybe....

[xalleyviperx]