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[40ozslurpee]

Does anybody want to come murder me? You have to do it quickly. No rape.
And when I'm dead you can take whatever you want. Message me for details.

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[40ozslurpee]

It probably wouldn't go over well on Craigslist, what with the "No Rape" and all.

[eroslane]

I'm not very good at murdering people. But I am good at giving people warm hugs and comfortable cuddles. Will that help? (Hope things get brighter soon!)