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[420jesushater]

So I was taking fatttttttt bong guzzles with jesus a few minutes ago and we had a huge talk about how faggy this dude essius  is. So after dishin out the good shit to ma J-man I convinced him to damn this crazy fucker to hell for fingering his asshole when he was 7,and 12 more times when he was 19. Also for fingering that little black cat...and for

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You'd have to be that stoned to write that lame-ass jive

[essius]

As I said earlier, unless you repent, you will perish. You will spend eternity in the lake of fire.

Re: You'd have to be that stoned to write that lame-ass jive

[420jesushater]

you are going to perish in my bong flame you pussy, goa head and ban me beacuse you cant handle my truth. The truth of the Joint. You are weak and afraid, I offered you a chance to convince me.

Re: You'd have to be that stoned to write that lame-ass jive

[420jesushater]

Ill repent some semen into your face

[cripz]

that's cool you banned him from your journal but then comment in his.. and then condemn him to hell! man, this shit is funny

[ryanescobar]

watch out, Jesus smoked me under the table before, that guy knows how to smoke

[essius]

[Rolls eyes]

[ryanescobar]

oops

[anonymous]

would repenting exclusively out of fear of eternal torture actually make you a better person (in terms of meeting the requirements for a 316 eternal life)

[essius]

Nope. And no one who has read the Bible from front to back (or even relevant portions of it) would think that God believes that it would.

[rosesnvans]

you guys, i am saved, and i think you all should just accept jesus christ into your heart as your personal savior, and be good christians.
it's really just that simple.

and if that doesn't work, we should all::
stop the drugs, stop the violence, and just whip out our dicks!