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[42shadesofgray]

Overheard:

"Hey... where's Amsterdam?"

"France."

"France? What part..."

"Like on the coast..."

"It's the red-light district..."

"Really?"

"Really. Amsterdam's like the sex and drug capital of the world."

I'll live in the nonexistent Amsterdam in France, someday, and my address will be in the Netherlands.

Comments

[brokendiamond]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[skyedzart]

Do you use AIM? I need to be Buddied.

I imagine that Buddying is some form of furious humping, both parties in a cuddling position.

[42shadesofgray]

Not as entertaining, unfortunately, and infinitely more American.

Yes, I do use AIM; probably too much. My screenname is nihilyddion.

[sumsmeup]

Hey, my name is Sarah, I found you on the literary quotes community and I find you to be intruiging. Mind if I add you?

[42shadesofgray]

Not at all.