The day that I absolutely must study for a AP US History test tomorrow (US History is my second-lowest grade) is invariably the one day that I have realized how to finish up Act I so I can start screwing around with Act II, which is going to be an even prettier piece of work ( Read more... )

I am thinking that the Morroccans were very clever people.

Some of their proverbs:

Better a handful of dried figs and content with that, than to own the gate of peacocks and be kicked in the eye by a broody camel. (I have no idea what that means ( Read more... )

the lesson of the moth ( Read more... )

I thought I could get by and not care about politics. I thought that I could just take care of myself and not care about the human race fucking itself over ( Read more... )

Ok, look ( Read more... )

I owe $13.70 to the Novi Public Library.

That's not a record, but - damn it.

And apparently there are Welsh rappers.

This is just... not my day.

But what nonsense.

Because, actually, it is.

Somebody made my day at 12:04 AM this morning.

let's pretend we're bunny rabbitsthe Magnetic Fields ( Read more... )

In interviews:

Question: Did you expect Amélie to be this popular ( Read more... )

Every woman adores a Fascist,
The boot in the face, the brute
Brute heart of a brute like you.

Now, I suppose that just because you're a good liar doesn't mean you'd be a good actor. You have such an advantage in real life - everybody wants to believe you, everybody wants to think this is real ( Read more... )