Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.

[45825243_t78_a]

1. Kitty - Stop worryin' already. The moment that kid is born, you'll know exactly what a great mother you're gonna be.
2. Sarah - Next time we go t' that castle, I wanna see your rooms. Or, if not there... how 'bout we desecrate the throne room, huh?
3. Daken - ...................................
4. 'Lena - Damn right you're just a kid. Instead'a

Comments

[watch_the_nails]

Bring it on, lil' brother. Yer balls ain't grown that much since I last knew ya, an' they were pretty damn small back then, too.

[45825243_t78_a]

Big enough to kick your ass.

[watch_the_nails]

Yer gonna kick my ass with yer balls? This I gotta see.

[45825243_t78_a]

You know damn well what I meant, dickhead.

[hart_john]

Say please.

[45825243_t78_a]

How 'bout fuck you?

[hart_john]

That works, too.

[45825243_t78_a]

... What?

[bitchwithabite]

I had to snag it! I don't want my motherfuckin' Jeep bein' tracked, 'cause I know they put a GPS tracker in the goddamn thing.

...I'll get you a new one.

[45825243_t78_a]

So take a goddamn train.

A new one?! I liked the old one! What did you do?

[bitchwithabite]

Bike's faster. <3

Okay, listen. Shit happens. You can have any bike ya want. ANY BIKE. Pick it. I'll buy it. Period. Stop askin' questions.

[45825243_t78_a]

How 'bout a fuckin' jet?!

The fuck I will. ... Hell d'you mean, any bike?

[phasing_cat]

[45825243_t78_a]

C'mon, kid... Have I ever lied t' you?

[phasing_cat]

*just sniffles and hugs him*

[45825243_t78_a]

You're gonna do good, Half-Pint.

[mongrelverine]

That's the smartest thing you've ever said.

[45825243_t78_a]

Yeah, yeah... Old dog, new tricks.

[mongrelverine]

Very old dog.

[45825243_t78_a]

Very new tricks.