Tonight is the night. i can finally go back to my old habits....sigh.

Well, it appears that i may not have long on this earth. You see, My current employers do not do taxes for staff. Thsi is bad . This Means that i will most likely fall afoul of the tax office. This Means that Centrelink will soon send out their Sandmen, contract killers from beyond the grave who hired to kill, gu,t and eat the flesh from the bones ( Read more... )

Saint Paddy's!!!!!
Tonight will be a night of drunken debaucheries, drunken shenanigans, and quite probably Drunken arrests. This is the night we celebrate the patron saint of beer. Im sure he did something else, but it couldnt be nearly as interesting or important.
anyhow, im going to go get pissed.

I woke up at 6 oclock this morning with a hangover. My back hurts becaause the mattress on which i rested my weary body last night bears more reseblence to a slab of granite than a bed. My lungs also hurt because this morning i spent fifteen minutes hawking up embryonic trilobytes from the tar pits i refer to as my lungs. in case you dont know im a ( Read more... )