New Fave Sight

[4_inch_heels]

"(789): If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days."

This friggin web sight is cracking me up! "(386): it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally."

Comments

(410): apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.

[gabe_]

Hahhaha... ohhhouchhauhhh hmmm

(205): I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...

(504): i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.

(417): No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.

(201): now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone

/haha.. too many to post

Re: (410): apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.

[4_inch_heels]

I know! My brother and I have been going back and forth for hours now! So many laughs!! So many text messages that I might be stealing!