so, i'm a lazy bum on here now that i've gotten my myspace and facebook accounts. nothing much new.

CLINTON HAS AN AWESOME PAD AND IT'S AWESOME AND MAYTAG LIKES ME AND (aside from the damn allergies I have) IT IS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!!!

You Are A Vengeful Ex


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4evrbeauti --

[noun]:

A lewd street performer

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

happy birthday,
it's my birthday!
happy birthday
to me!
(duhn duhn duhn duhn)
happy birthday,
it's my birthday!
happy birthday
to me!
. . . and many more!

LOL, I'M 20 TODAY!!!

dude, i'm a fucking poet!  i wrote a poem while listening to open mic, then performed it!  HUZZAH FOR ME!!!!  here it is for your reading enjoyment.  don't tell me if you didn't like it!  i fucking ROCK!!!!

Virgin 'Till Marriage

you wanna pop my cherry?
first we've got to get married.
i need two rings and a couple of vows
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Ok, as a clinically depressed person, PMS is added misery and pain on top of the reagular bull shit crap I usually feel like. The meds help with the day-to-day shit, but PMS just plain SUCKS ( Read more... )

You Passed the US Citizenship Test


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