So much faith doubting this year wrapped itself up on Sunday morning. It was awesome. Not so much because the sermon was over the top, it was ordinary, but...well, I don't know if I can explain with a because. It just happened ( Read more... )

That line brought to you courtesy of Vanilla Ice.

Anyway - just saw an add for a dating site or something. It read:

"Boyfriend Season Is Just Around the Corner."

What's the weapon of choice for this season, I wonder? My thought would be bow and arrow...

Talked to a friend today. Asked them "So, what's been going on with you ( Read more... )

'Few people who saw this plump, pleasant-looking middle-aged, middle-classed housewife out shopping or doing other menial everyday chores could guess that, in her imagination, she was machine-gunning the genitals of rapers and stomping abusive husbands to death in her specially designed wife-beater boots.'

Did you remember to wear your green? I didn't. But I wore a yellow shirt and blue jeans...if they were mixed together, there'd be some shade of green. Probably a gross one ( Read more... )

-Getting that 1 at festival on Friday was AMAZING! Good job, band ( Read more... )

I'm excited. Me and a few amigos are going to watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail play on the big screen in Bay City.

Good stuff.

This is the 4th LJ update I've done this month. Wow...what does that mean ( Read more... )

I wonder if stomachs can experience deja vu.

"Hey...I've...digested this before...I just know I have...wait - maybe that was in a dream....."

So, yeah.

So, I woke up this morning to the beeping of my alarm clock.

Of all the things to think, this is what went through my head as I crawled out from under the covers to hit the snooze for the third time.

"Ya know, if life were a musical, and my alarm clock had a moment to sing a song, I think it'd do "Hit me Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears..."