Title: A Talking To
Pairing:David Villa/Pep Guardiola
Rating:NC-17
Summary:Pep gives Villa a little hands-on motivation.
Words: 588
Disclaimer/Note: This is not true. And, because it was written at alldayfootiecp for sheep_emilia, that makes it an extra big lie.
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Title:Real Madrid Ficlets
Pairings: Xabi/Bojan/Sergio Canales(AU), Xabi/Sergio Ramos/Sergio Canales, Jose Mourinho/Cristiano Ronaldo, Jose/Cristiano/Gonzalo Higuain/Xabi, Gonzalo Higuain/Cristiano/Esteban Granero, Various others.
Rating:NC-17 overall
Summary: Several short ficlets, some filthy, some sweet, some funny....
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Comment Porn Ficlets, from mid August and beyond
Pairings: Tons of Cesc Fabregas/David Silva, David Silva/Fernando Torres, Cesc/Silva/Pique, David Silva/Pablo Zabaleta, Cesc Fabregas/Lionel Messi, Cesc/Xavi Hernandez, Iker Casillas/Cesc, Nick Bendtner/Cesc, Theo Walcott/Cesc, Arsene Wenger/Cesc, JT and Lamps/Cesc, Cesc/Silva/various Arsenal players ( Read more... )

Title: Hugging It Out
Pairing: Wayne Rooney/Cristiano Ronaldo
Rating: R? for sex, language, and Wayne being an asshat.
Words: 2671
Summary: Following the incident at the 2006 World Cup, Wayne and Cristiano are sent to therapy to work out their issues.
Disclaimer: This didn't happen.
A/N: This is a vintage fic that I started in 2006, back when this ( Read more... )

Title: Like Sugar
Pairing: Gerard Pique/David Silva, mentions of Cesc Fabregas/David Silva, Cesc/Pique, and others.
Rating: NC-17
Words: 1892
Summary: Silva and Pique discover that they have a lot in common.
Warning/Disclaimer: Pique is really slutty in this, so you know it's not true.
A/N: Written for Big Brother Key Party
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Title: Ill Communication
Pairing: Guti/Mesut Özil
Rating: NC-17
Words: 1632
Summary: Mesut is shy and nervous, but you know Guti can handle anything.
Disclaimer: Not true.
A/N: Written for Big Brother Key Party
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Oooh, this looks like a lot of fun, multi-fandom comment fic. Take that, Monday blahs.


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Title: Two Ficlets
Pairings: Wayne Rooney/Fernando Torres, Wayne Rooney/Cristiano Ronaldo
Rating: NC-17
Words: 1048
Disclaimer: Not true.
A/N: Two longer ficlets about Wayne, written for alldayfootiecp and inspired by prompts from karneol_vision

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Title:Courtesy Call
Pairing:David Silva/Jesus Navas
Rating:NC-17, purely filthy PWP
Words: 656
Summary: Jesus calls to chat with Silva in England and it turns dirty.
Disclaimer: No one believes this trash, not even me.
A/N: Written for a phone sex prompt at alldayfootiecp for vintagegal16, but it got a little too big....
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Title: Hitting the Post
Pairing: Bojan Krkic/Iker Casillas(slightly implied Bojan/Henry and Iker/Becks)
Rating: NC-17
Words: 2494
Summary: Can the Madrid captain maintain his calm control? Does he even want to?
Disclaimer: Not true!
A/N: Written for Rivalry Party at keys_in_a_pot
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