[ACTION & BLOG] VIBDFUGVIBTR-!! /GAGS AND SPITS
[ACTION]
Conner had eyed his Danish Co-worker oddly when he presented him with a pie and shrug before going off to start setting up his station at the opposite end of the bar. He didn't really question the pie though, choosing instead to snap at the other for taking out his phone before he headed upstairs to his flat. With his station already set up he could wait until opening before having to wander back down.
He set the pie on the counter, grabbing a quick smoke and eying the treat. He was rather hungry and that sole thought in mind he cut himself a slice of the pie and took a bite.
Only to have that weird feeling as he chewed, that weird feeling you get when you just fucking know a piece of your hair somehow got in your mouth and is interfering with your enjoyment of food. With a grunt of annoyance he carefully pulled the long piece out of his mouth. The length was no surprise since he has long hair but this strand was... slightly wavy? ... and dark brown? He was over the toilet in an instant, gagging and ever so thankful he hadn't swallowed yet.
After nearly downing a bottle of Listerine and washing his mouth out a million times he tossed the pie out into the garbage bin and yells at the Danish bastard... Only to learn he'd given it to him for some weird girl. And here he thought the strange gifts had stopped.
[Blog]
WHAT THE FACKEN - I DON'T EVEN.
THAT'S IT!!! I'M FUCKING SICK OF THESE WEIRD GIRLS AND THEIR FACKEN CREEPY ASS "GIFTS"!!! I COULD STAND THE DAMN FUZZY HANDCUFFS AND NAKED PICTURES AND PHOTOSHOPPED ALBUMS OF ME AND SOME RANDOM GIRL MARRIED BUT THIS IS JUST - UGH I NEED MORE LISTERINE!!!
SOME CRAZY NUT GAVE ME A PIE. HER DAMN HAIR WAS IN THE PIE. HER HAIR!!!!!
I think 'mma be sick again. This heaving can't be good for my bruised ribs.