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ironicool May 26 2011, 21:14:02 UTC
[ totally poker faced. HE AIN'T EVEN BOTHERED. ]

Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?

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4llth3just1c3 May 26 2011, 21:17:48 UTC
[Terezi sits up straight and smooths her skirt before she continues. SERIOUS TIME. She is totally going to get into this now. She leans forward again, putting her hand on his arm. The poor, poor Network.]

'Tis but thy name that is my enemy;
Thou art thyself, though not a Strider.
What's Strider? it is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!
What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet;
So Dave would, were he not Dave call'd,
Retain that dear perfection which he owes
Without that title. Dave, doff thy name,
And for that name which is no part of thee
Take all myself.

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ironicool May 26 2011, 21:20:37 UTC
Dude, only call me “love,” and I'll be baptized with a new name.
From now on, I’ll never be “Dave.”

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4llth3just1c3 May 26 2011, 21:24:46 UTC
[She grins.]

What man art thou that thus was screened in night
And stumbled upon my counsel?

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craaaaaaaazy8s May 26 2011, 22:06:53 UTC
Broadcasting such flushed feelings over the Network, Neophyte? What an embarrassing display.

Is this how you spend your spare time when you're not pursuing me? I was not aware my rival partook in such foolishness.

[SO CURSED YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.]

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ironicool May 26 2011, 22:08:22 UTC
Jealous, spiderbitch?

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craaaaaaaazy8s May 26 2011, 22:10:48 UTC
Jealous of a moirail or something of the sort? That is hardly worth considering.

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ironicool May 26 2011, 22:22:07 UTC
Nice dodge, I'm instantly totally convinced.

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dorkways May 26 2011, 22:24:40 UTC
are you guys butchering shakespeare

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4llth3just1c3 May 26 2011, 22:27:53 UTC
WOULD YOU L1K3 4 ROL3 JOHN?? >:D

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dorkways May 26 2011, 22:33:26 UTC
no thanks!
because you guys would probably give me a really lame one.
like maid number 4.

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4llth3just1c3 May 26 2011, 22:36:25 UTC
H3H3H3H3
YOU C4N B3 P4R1S >:D

[Because she wants to piss Vriska off as much as possible, of course.]

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otpurr May 26 2011, 23:48:37 UTC
[THIS? ON THE WALL. RIGHT NOW.]

:33 < wow
:33 < this sounds so silly!

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ironicool May 27 2011, 00:10:28 UTC
are you questioning the integrity of my ironic shakespeare serenade

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otpurr May 27 2011, 02:02:11 UTC
:33 < no
:33 < it just sounds silly
:33 < but i like it!

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I can spell I swear 4llth3just1c3 May 27 2011, 00:15:49 UTC
[OH GOD NEPETA.]
OUR V3RS1ON 1S SO MUCH B3TT3R >:[

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trollsbackwards May 27 2011, 04:49:21 UTC
I THINK I AM GOING TO GO THROW UP.

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4llth3just1c3 May 27 2011, 04:56:30 UTC
H3H3H3H3
DO YOU W4NT 4 ROL3 K4RK4T?? >:D

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trollsbackwards May 27 2011, 04:58:57 UTC
NO, I FUCKING DO NOT.
WHY THE EVER LOVING FUCK WOULD I WANT A PART IN THIS.
YOU'RE DESTROYING ONE OF THE BEST GODDAMN ROMANCES OF ALL TIME HERE.
IT'S A FUCKING DISGRACE.

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4llth3just1c3 May 27 2011, 05:13:03 UTC
1 TH1NK YOU M34N W3 4R3 F1X1NG ON3 OF TH3 DUMB3ST! >;]

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