The Army National Guard (The Man) just called asking me to join. I told The Man that I wasn't about to sign up for an organization I can't trust because they owe me a t-shirt. We talked about the t-shirt situation for a long time. The conversation was basically me saying how much I don't want to join because I don't have my free shirt, and then The ( Read more... )

Gano Cafe sent me 2 sample packets of instant mocha and 3 sample packets of instant coffee. I'm pretty sure they sent it next-day too. I haven't tried their product yet but if I even remotely like it, I will probably buy stuff from them because they are so awesome. Thank you Gano Cafe! You are my favorites ( Read more... )

My neighbor dropped by an envelope for Science McGee. Sowers Of Seed Inc. sent me 3 pamphlets telling me how I am going to hell. Two of them are tiny and cute ( Read more... )

Today, Letters Unlimited Inc. sent me free self-adhesive vinyl letters that say SMILE. Oh, Letters Unlimited Inc. I am smiling.

I accidently signed up for a locksmithing course. They wanted 700 dollars. I had to be nice in case they wanted to send me free stuff but they didn't. They just wanted my money. I did get a certain satisfaction from being asked, "Is Science McGee there? Am I pronouncing that right?"

I still haven't gotten any mail so I signed up for a lot more ( Read more... )

Some difficulties have arisen. First, I won't be getting my Christian T-Shirt. I didn't read the fine print. They don't send shirts to California. Next, I have signed up for so many free offers that many sites won't send me more stuff. My inbox is filling fast with emails from all the companies. It is ridiculous. Also after signing up for 10 copies ( Read more... )

I have signed up for a lot more stuff. I am most looking forward to my potty training kit and my army hat. It seems that I will be getting lots of tampons and razors.

I told my mom to give all mail for Science McGee to me. She is suspicious.

Everything should start arriving in 2-10 weeks.

I can't wait.

After signing up for a ton of free samples over the internet, I have noticed a few problems.

1) My mom will probably be less than happy to see all the mail Ms. Science McGee and Mr. Marshall Kelly Winchester will be getting.
2) I think I might have just signed up for something that will try to bill me. I kind of doubt it since I only gave my address ( Read more... )

Problem:

1) I have too much free time
2) Comic-con only comes once a year, therefore right now I am severely lacking in free stuff.

Question:
1) How much free stuff can I accumulate in 1 year?

Hypothesis:
A lot

Anyway, I am about to go onward. Hopefully I won't abandon this project within a week.