AVAST YE!

[4t4r1]

Ever shagged so hard and fast you fall out and end up hurting yourself on your next thrust in?

Well this picture might just teach you to slow the fuck up!

Comments

[4t4r1]

Hehehehe squeal bitch SQUEAL!!!!!

[aetherisch]

URGH !

Don't know how you people walk around with them.

Blah.

Haven't ever done that to myself (not hard given my lack of eqipment) but I've fallen on my head, been dropped on my head, fallen off stuff and violently ralphed....now that was class !

Can't spell class without ass !!!

He he.

[aetherisch]

ralphed = been sick.

mmm chunky

[4t4r1]

Heh.. You havnt really 'ralphed' until you've had chunks pouring out yer nose.

Yaaaaay chunnnnkkkksss!

[4t4r1]

Its not the most pleasant feeling in the world.

Speaking of violently raplhing.. I did four.. Not one.. FOUR on Oxford Street last week.
The first time was humiliating, the rest was a piece of cake.
By the end i had a bottle of water and was rinsing off my shoes in the gutter.

Now thats class! ;P

[aphobian]

I don't get it lol :S I know it's a penis and it's like a funny shape....ummmm?

[4t4r1]

Hahaha.

That my friend is what you call a fractured penis.

OMG stop it... yer icon is tunring me on! =P

[aphobian]

I don't even know what a fractured penis is! omgawd what kinda gay man am I? *checks wikipedia*

[4t4r1]

Heh well now you do!

I saw it once on mornings with Kerry-Anne.
This silly fucker got up and admitted to his broken willy.. He had a diagram and everything!
I was horrified!

[tearherdown]

i'm kinda glad i don't have one of those...