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Hey there, LiveJournalers. To quote Jim Anchower, I know it's been a while since I rapped at ya. I recently uncovered my high school-era homepage (Home of the Constable (HotC for short(H for really short))) on the old Micron in the basement and thought that you guys might like to take a break from your constant Internet back biting and comments ( Read more... )

These are some things I found in my closet.

The first item I alluded to in a previous journal entry. Apparently, future historians need not feel like crime victimes because I found that little STRAND sign that accompanied the poem from my October update.


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It took me three updates and 18 months to figure out how you guys were putting your mood on your entries. Turns out it's right about the button that says "Update Journal ( Read more... )

My friend Mandee asked me what I would be like if I were in Star Wars. I would be a Jedi with twin red light sabers. That's two of them. And not the kind that make a bo staff like Darth Maul. Bo staffs are for pussies and Napoleon Dynamite, in that order. I would have two separate red light sabers. I would be on the Dark Side because they have the ( Read more... )

Hello Livejournalers. You may have noticed (if "you" happens to be Jen or Max, which, let's face it, is invariably true) that lately I've been quite vociferous about my anti-Livejournal feelings. I believe my exact words were "Livejournals are gay. They are gayer than gay. They are gay to the power of gay." But tonight I took a stroll through my ( Read more... )

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