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4thebadboy
Lost AT Sea
May 02, 2005 21:18
I am still sick, and it got worse and better in ways today (
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usmc75
May 3 2005, 10:07:19 UTC
You are never alone....we are alwayus here for you...
So this reneck comes into town, with his dog on a leash. The guy ties his dog under a tree and goes into a bar.
About 20 minutes laster a sheriff comes in and asks who's dog was tied up outside. The redneck replided it was his.
The officer tells the man, your dog is in heat.
The redneck replided, he's hot ? nah, I tied him under a tree in the shade he's good.
The cop shakes his head, no, your dog needs to be bred.
Bread ? Why would I feed bread to my dog ?
The sheriff shakes his head and shouts, no you dog wants to fuck !!
The redneck stops and thinks for a second....
Then goes, well go ahead I guess, I always wanted a police dog.
See, you can still smile :)
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4thebadboy
May 3 2005, 18:02:25 UTC
HAHAHA thank you :)
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usmc75
May 3 2005, 22:01:08 UTC
Not a problem, one joke a day is the best medicine I know, and I work in a psych hospital, so you'd be surprised how much a good laugh can help :)
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So this reneck comes into town, with his dog on a leash. The guy ties his dog under a tree and goes into a bar.
About 20 minutes laster a sheriff comes in and asks who's dog was tied up outside. The redneck replided it was his.
The officer tells the man, your dog is in heat.
The redneck replided, he's hot ? nah, I tied him under a tree in the shade he's good.
The cop shakes his head, no, your dog needs to be bred.
Bread ? Why would I feed bread to my dog ?
The sheriff shakes his head and shouts, no you dog wants to fuck !!
The redneck stops and thinks for a second....
Then goes, well go ahead I guess, I always wanted a police dog.
See, you can still smile :)
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