best moment of my life

[4thstreetmusing]

i was getting samosas at the indian market. by the exit there is ketchup you can put on them as a condiment. i shook the bottle to make sure there was no water goo that got on my samosas. as it sometimes happens, some of the shaken ketchup stuck to the top of the bottle. i had just opened the bottle with the spout aimed at my face when someone

Comments

[airport_lounge]

i hope this is the only story i hear today so i cherish it to its fullest.

[4thstreetmusing]

W?HAT IS NEW?!

[powahgen]

where is the indian market!

[4thstreetmusing]

woodward and hancock

[kerplunkymonkey]

That's pretty intense.

[margaretishott]

I'll make you sneeze your cum baby.

that'll be funny.

XOXO

[4thstreetmusing]

indeed it would. why are you so scared of arizona