[Accidental Voice/Action]: Don'tcha just love beginnings

[4thwallcansukmy]

[Hai guys, you know those pants male New Feathers usually start with? The white cottony ones? Well instead of them being all snugly against his bottom where they belong, they are instead wrapped around his head in order to cover his face, which pretty much leaves the rest of his body completely naked in all it's scabby glory. He hasn't arrived in

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[sanzu_watashi]

[Baiken was on her way to the bar, but it's pretty damn distracting when there's a severely scarred guy walking around town with pants on his face rather than his ass. That combined with the jumbled mess of a thought bubble has made her stop and stare blankly. Her own thought bubble is simple enough:]

[What... the fuck.]

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[4thwallcansukmy]

[Hmmm. He doesn't really know how people talk around here, and this place does look a little last century so... he better do a mix bag of slang to be safe]

Why, hello there fair maiden of pinkest hair. Would you happen to have directions to the nearest shop of threads so that I may partake in the taking of the hippest fashions around here, yo?

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[sanzu_watashi]

[Yeah, this guy's about as nutty as that bag doctor.]

The hell're you talking like that for? [Pause. Does that really even matter? This is a guy with pants on his head. She runs her hand through her hair in exasperation, trying to straighten out her thoughts, then points towards the clothes shop.]

Clothes store's over there. Whatever the hell you usually wear -- unless that's it -- oughta be in there.

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[4thwallcansukmy]

What, I thought I'd be able to relate to the youngins better if I used more creative slang.

Oh, okay, thankies much. [As he's getting ready to walk off, he stops and snaps his fingers as if forgetting something] Ah, right. Do you also happen to have the dillio on where the HELL I am? I know I'm being awfully nitpicky here, but I figured it'd be a nice tidbit of info to file away in the ol' noggin for later reference.

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[no_gray]

[Rorschach is walking the street dressed in his trenchcoat and mask; as far as he knows, he has only gotten on the bad side of three people, which is nothing in comparison to what he's used to, so he figures that he has nothing to fear. Seeing someone, apparently a new arrival, entering town with their pants on their head, he simply growls.]

Scarred perverts wandering the streets, babbling nonsense. This place becoming more disturbing with each passing day.

[Rorschach isn't affected (he's too blunt and straightforward for me to come up with interesting thoughts that don't involve excessive violence), but I take it that he can see the thought bubbles.]

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[4thwallcansukmy]

Oh, think you're all that just 'cause you can do a little monologue action huh? Okay.

Trench coat wearing dweeb accuses me of being pervert. His mask looks like it was designed by a four year old with a palm full of finger paint. I look down at journal. Debate whether or not to throw at face.

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[no_gray]

Hmph. Insults mean nothing, coming from man who cannot dress self properly. Heard many before. Tame by comparison.

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[4thwallcansukmy]

[Sigh]

Listen, I speak like a bajillion different languages. Could you please just use one where you don't sound like a caveman? [Of course, he doesn't know all of Luceti speaks just one language yet.]

[koko_ni_iru]

[He was just minding his own business when you stepped into his line of vision. Going to choke right now. His thought bubbles are something like ASDFGHJKL WTF as he claps both hands over his eyes.]

O-OI!!

Has he no decency??

[4thwallcansukmy]

Decency!? 'Course I got decency.

I had the decency of sparing you from having the view this incredibly handsome mug o' mine. And besides the overwhelming amount of jealously and inadequacy you must be feeling right now? It's a far better outcome for ya, trust me.

[koko_ni_iru]

Doesn't he feel even the slightest bit embarrassed?

[Looking away now kthx.] The clothing shop is that way. Every thing's free, just go. [Points with a forceful jab.]

Nakedness in bathhouses are one thing, parading around in the open is another!

[4thwallcansukmy]

...

If I didn't know any better, I'd say you didn't want me around. Is that true, Chuck? You don't want me around anymore? What happened to the good old days man? The days when you gave me five on the scab hand side. Now the only thing it seems like you do is point me in the direction of the nearest shop of clothing and send me on my way. We used to be tight dude.

[Action] had to do it.

[sultrytempest]

[Someone's out for a walk around the village, and lo and behold! ...A naked scabby man. Faced with such a sight, there's really only one thing to say.]

...Oh my.

[Action] *stabs icons*

[4thwallcansukmy]

That's generally what words are used when the chickities get a glimpse of this python. So how's it hanging, no pun intended? I assume ears are in this season huh?

[Action] lol good luck traumatizing this one.

[sultrytempest]

Ears are always in. But I've never seen anyone wear pants on their head before. Have I missed the newest fashion memo?

[Action] Oh yeah she is pretty untraumatizing. Dangiiit

[4thwallcansukmy]

What, you guys don't do that here? I knew this place looked like it belonged in the 18th century, but I didn't know the villagers fashion sense was still stuck in that era!

Come on man, wearing pants on head is like the new wearing hat on feet. Everybody's doing it!

[vitalrave]

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