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4thwallcansukmy

[Voice]

Jun 04, 2010 20:29

Hey there, fellow prisoners, feebs, and dweebs. This is your local residential Merc with a Mouth speaking. The sensation of slaughteration, Deadpool. Now, I’ve been noticing you guys got quite a bit of baddies on your hands here. Oh yeah, I see all those filtered entries you’re making. Don’t want the big bad boogymen to know you’re meeting up with ( Read more... )

no time for creative tags yo, bomby bombs, bomb dealer, voice

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[Voice] unseenspy June 5 2010, 01:07:53 UTC

Hmm. Some smoke bombs would be useful.

[Voice] 4thwallcansukmy June 5 2010, 02:14:51 UTC

Yup that's what I figured. Sure ya don't want a few stink bombs too? Got vomit and manure flavor.

[Voice] unseenspy June 5 2010, 12:05:26 UTC

[A short pause as he considers it.]

Actually...those would be useful, too, now that you mention it.

[Voice] 4thwallcansukmy June 6 2010, 02:03:57 UTC

Teacher gave you one too many "might as well drop out" scores huh?

[Voice] cowboykinneas June 5 2010, 01:50:24 UTC

Now you're selling explosives?

[Voice] 4thwallcansukmy June 5 2010, 02:17:46 UTC

Yup. Even thinkin' 'bout sellin' a few knit knacks and pattywhacks while I'm at it.

You interested buckoruni?

[Voice] cowboykinneas June 5 2010, 09:30:56 UTC

[Oh, Deadpool. So amusing.]

Me? No, not quite. I just didn't take you for that kinda guy.

[Voice] 4thwallcansukmy June 6 2010, 02:09:12 UTC

What, a weapons dealer? Yeah, me neither. That's usually my boy Weaz's job. Amazing what a touch of boredom'll do for ya ain't it?

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[Voice] orchidsandfire June 5 2010, 01:58:30 UTC

Don't you think that's a little dangerous?

[Voice] 4thwallcansukmy June 5 2010, 02:20:41 UTC

No more dangerous than a heart attack but you still see these dweebs gobbling down those free cheeseburgers don'tcha?

[Voice] orchidsandfire June 5 2010, 03:15:29 UTC

You know it's not the same thing.

[Voice] 4thwallcansukmy June 5 2010, 06:34:33 UTC

Oh, lighten up Wonder Boo-- Diana. I'll make sure all the kiddies don't hurt themselves too much. [If he's not busy being lazy.]

Besides, if giving the villagers enough bomb power to cripple an elephant is what it'll take to keep them safe then... that's what I'm gonna do. That's just the kind of all loving kind hearted Merc with a Heart of Gold I am.

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Merc with the Mouth, meet the guy who hates to talk. nowordsrequired June 5 2010, 02:05:00 UTC

[...Not going to lie. Suspicious as he is, bombs are very useful weapons, and he wouldn't be opposed to getting a few for himself. The smoke bombs in particular.]

[BUT. There's always a but. Did he just say he was a mercenary? Might not be the best person to deal with. And if he can't be paid in money, just what kind of favors is he after?]

[So. Not saying anything just yet. He'll just keep an eye on other people's responses for now.]

But how could you hate to taaalk. Talking is fun 4thwallcansukmy June 5 2010, 02:26:53 UTC

[Where yo manners boi? Supposed to say something gaaaaawwd.]

earthrumblegod June 5 2010, 02:17:00 UTC

Stink bombs sound like a good time. How much stink do you get? [Actually, all of this sounds like it's right up Sokka's alley. She's going to try to corner him somewhere about it if he hasn't heard it yet.]

4thwallcansukmy June 5 2010, 02:47:18 UTC

'Pends on how much stink ya want. I can make somethin' that'll turn a nice Febreeze smelling home into a garbage dump if ya gimme a minute.

earthrumblegod June 5 2010, 03:01:23 UTC

Sweeeet. Those'll be awesome for a prank war. What do you want for them?

4thwallcansukmy June 5 2010, 06:27:08 UTC

Hmm. [Let's see. He could just charge a favor anyway. I mean, sure he might get scammed, but he'd rather get scammed over some stinkbombs then him having to risk an arm and a leg-- literally-- to fight some local villain... buuut]

Know what? You're in luck 'cause you managed to catch me in one of my oh so rare gift giving moods. I'll letcha have a few stinkies for free to start, but if ya want any after that ya owe me. Deal?

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