A.DAY.IN.THE.LIFE.OF.HOBO!PATTZ--.SNEAK.--
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU BITCHES SO.
the whole thing will be posted tonight.
its a bit long.
and epic.
so be happy.
9pm- i are officially plastered. fuuuuccckkkkk.
9.38pm- someone has broughten In N Out. Wild Style. FanFuckingTastic.
this burger is possibly the most delicious thing i have ever eaten. i am not the biggest fan of onions but DAMN these are delicious.
oh, fuckery, I have spilt some shit on my leg.
Buggers.
TOM WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT “its animal style, ANIMAL STYLE- NOT WILD STYLE.”
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW, TOM?
HMMMMM?
OH AND I'D LIKE TO MAKE HOT AND VIGORUS LOVE TO MUMMYPATTZ:
ROBERT THOMAS PATTINSON! DO I NEED TO MAKE A TRIP TO AMERICA JUST TO WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP?
Really. You need to clean up your act in more than one way.
And masturbation is healthy. At least you won't catch anything that way. Or get anyone pregnant. They'll deport you as an undesirable alien if you get some American girl pregnant. Take a lesson from that Edward character you're playing.
Wear a condom.
And I will never forgive you for making me read that book. I think it killed some brain cells. You need to be careful about that, too. Between the books and the alcohol, you could end up a vegetable. That would, as the twats say, chagrin your dazzle.
Much love.
MummyPattz
P.S. Tell Tommy that you are perfectly capable of handling your own masturbation. That's kind of the point,
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Darling Robert,
You seem to have added a bit more to this tale of debauchery. Please watch out for STDs. Condoms. Condoms. Condoms. You don't mention any of those.
And what's this about you sleeping with whores? You are a birght and talented young man. You shouldn't need to pay sex.
All my love, well, except the love that belongs to your father,
Mummy
xxoo
thank you mummypattz, where ever you be.
and laura for possibly selling my crack.
idk bb cause when i got on you were gone?
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PEDOFACE.
BRIT. I WILL TALK TO YOU TONIGHT.
BRI- WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?
AND EVERYONE ELSE?
GO JERK OFF NOW.
i know you want to.