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Fandom: Inuyasha
Character(s): Sesshoumaru-centric
Warnings: Crack and adult content found within.
I chose "no filters" so it was a bit of a challenge for some. It was also pretty hard to limit myself to a single line, when so often the word inspired a whole little scene in my head. XD
1. Soft
Nothing in all the Western lands was as soft as his mokomoko.
2. Absquatulate
"Your hordes absquatulate before me, Naraku, how pathetic"
3. Mark
If he found a mark on Rin, the wind witch would beg for death.
4. Debate
He did not come here to debate with the half breed because the sword was rightfully his.
5. Symbol
Upon his brow he bore a crescent moon, which was the symbol of his honorable lineage.
6. Symposium
"Why would I, Lord Sesshoumaru, conduct a symposium, when I have no need to know your thoughts?"
7. Delight
He took such strange delight in drop-kicking the little toad.
8. Flow
The blood of his enemies flowed freely in the aftermath.
9. If
If only he could forget his pride and engage the monk in his proposal.
10. Card
"So with your short, double-coat, Sesshoumaru, I would recommend a good carding every few weeks to reduce shedding." <--Oh no I didn't XD *is dog groomer*
11. Reykjavik
"Rin, do not speak with your mouth full, as I have no idea what 'reykjavik' should mean."
12. Prostitute
He felt hiring a prostitute was both uncouth and unnecessary, and truth be told he didn't want his first time to be bought.
13. Necessary
While it wasn't necessary to keep the toad around, it was often quite entertaining.
14. Edible
He would have to teach the girl which fungi were edible and which were better left for Jaken.
15. Blast
Tokijin's kenatsu exploded his opposition in a terrifying blast.
16. Soothsayer
It was said that his mother was a soothsayer, and he now pondered the truth in these claims.
17. Rapturous
He was rapturous the day he scented Rin's first menses.
18. Icy
Normally icy and stoic, Lord Sesshoumaru was warm and caring when it came to Rin.
19. Crying
Crying was something only weak humans did, though he couldn't ignore the urge when she faded to dust.
20. Illicit
He knew their relationship was illicit, but he honestly didn't care what anyone thought about it.
21. Miraculous
Miraculously, he decided to spare the girl, despite her human frailties.
22. Demise
He was sure now that Rin would be the cause for his demise, and yet he still allowed the girl to follow him.
23. Give
Through Tenseiga, Sesshoumaru learned about giving.
24. Cotton
"Thank you, Kagome, these 'cotton panties' of yours are most comfortable."
25. Transmogrification
Sesshoumaru's transmogrification was always both frightening and impressive: he was one large dog!
26. Gather
He gathered his hair into a high topknot like his father used to wear.
27. Sick
Sesshoumaru was so sick of listening to Jaken that he swore the next time the imp opened his mouth would be the last.
28. Anaconda
Sesshoumaru thoroughly enjoyed that his fangirls compared his cock to an anaconda at every turn.
29. Park
He would tell the monk at their next encounter to park his butt and explain the ways of pleasuring a woman.
30. Wrinkle
Damn, his beautiful jacket was wrinkled after the battle with Naraku.
31. Room
There wasn't enough room for him to transform here.
32. Cancer
Humans were like a cancer that slowly spread and destroyed his lands.
33. Treasure
Sesshoumaru treasured his father's heirloom, Tetsusaiga.
34. Deck
He was going to deck Inuyasha for his rude comments regarding his sexual experience.
35. Care
Sesshoumaru did not care if the little girl chose to follow or not, or so he proclaimed.
36. Tangle
Rin often wondered how her Lord managed to keep his silver locks tangle-free.
37. Somnambulism
He did not know when the somnabulism began, but he was growing weary of waking in strange places and lacking his hakama.
38. Parole
He didn't much care for the idea of parole: prisoners were meant to be tortured, not let free.
39. Worm
To Sesshouamru, Naraku was but a lowly worm that hid behind magic tricks and deceit without honor.
40. Purr
He purred as the young girl's lips wrapped tightly around his throbbing cock.
41. Wings
Who needs wings when you have an awesome floating cloud?
42. Fringe
"Jaken, this question is of utmost importance and requires your full honesty: what looks best on this Sesshoumaru, fringe or side-swept bangs?"
43. Comfortable
Sesshoumaru was most comfortable when he was alone.
44. Tits
He wondered if he would ever be interested in tits like his father had assured him he would.
45. Cyborg
Surely Rin learned of "cyborgs" from his brother's wench, for he had never heard such nonsense in his centuries of being.
46. Antidisestablishmentarianism
"Antidisestalishmentarianism?" he questioned, growing ever frustrated with the futuristic girl who traveled with the half-breed.
47. Wasteland
His father's grave beyond the realm of the living was a barren wasteland of bones and mist.
48. Hope
He hoped he would never have to ask Inuyasha for his help.
49. Grizzle
Sesshoumaru hung the grizzled pelt of the boar he had devoured so that it could later be used for Rin.
50. Ostrich
He may be a dog demon, but he sure can be an ostrich when it comes to confronting his sexuality.
Character(s): Sesshoumaru-centric
Warnings: Crack and adult content found within.
I chose "no filters" so it was a bit of a challenge for some. It was also pretty hard to limit myself to a single line, when so often the word inspired a whole little scene in my head. XD
1. Soft
Nothing in all the Western lands was as soft as his mokomoko.
2. Absquatulate
"Your hordes absquatulate before me, Naraku, how pathetic"
3. Mark
If he found a mark on Rin, the wind witch would beg for death.
4. Debate
He did not come here to debate with the half breed because the sword was rightfully his.
5. Symbol
Upon his brow he bore a crescent moon, which was the symbol of his honorable lineage.
6. Symposium
"Why would I, Lord Sesshoumaru, conduct a symposium, when I have no need to know your thoughts?"
7. Delight
He took such strange delight in drop-kicking the little toad.
8. Flow
The blood of his enemies flowed freely in the aftermath.
9. If
If only he could forget his pride and engage the monk in his proposal.
10. Card
"So with your short, double-coat, Sesshoumaru, I would recommend a good carding every few weeks to reduce shedding." <--Oh no I didn't XD *is dog groomer*
11. Reykjavik
"Rin, do not speak with your mouth full, as I have no idea what 'reykjavik' should mean."
12. Prostitute
He felt hiring a prostitute was both uncouth and unnecessary, and truth be told he didn't want his first time to be bought.
13. Necessary
While it wasn't necessary to keep the toad around, it was often quite entertaining.
14. Edible
He would have to teach the girl which fungi were edible and which were better left for Jaken.
15. Blast
Tokijin's kenatsu exploded his opposition in a terrifying blast.
16. Soothsayer
It was said that his mother was a soothsayer, and he now pondered the truth in these claims.
17. Rapturous
He was rapturous the day he scented Rin's first menses.
18. Icy
Normally icy and stoic, Lord Sesshoumaru was warm and caring when it came to Rin.
19. Crying
Crying was something only weak humans did, though he couldn't ignore the urge when she faded to dust.
20. Illicit
He knew their relationship was illicit, but he honestly didn't care what anyone thought about it.
21. Miraculous
Miraculously, he decided to spare the girl, despite her human frailties.
22. Demise
He was sure now that Rin would be the cause for his demise, and yet he still allowed the girl to follow him.
23. Give
Through Tenseiga, Sesshoumaru learned about giving.
24. Cotton
"Thank you, Kagome, these 'cotton panties' of yours are most comfortable."
25. Transmogrification
Sesshoumaru's transmogrification was always both frightening and impressive: he was one large dog!
26. Gather
He gathered his hair into a high topknot like his father used to wear.
27. Sick
Sesshoumaru was so sick of listening to Jaken that he swore the next time the imp opened his mouth would be the last.
28. Anaconda
Sesshoumaru thoroughly enjoyed that his fangirls compared his cock to an anaconda at every turn.
29. Park
He would tell the monk at their next encounter to park his butt and explain the ways of pleasuring a woman.
30. Wrinkle
Damn, his beautiful jacket was wrinkled after the battle with Naraku.
31. Room
There wasn't enough room for him to transform here.
32. Cancer
Humans were like a cancer that slowly spread and destroyed his lands.
33. Treasure
Sesshoumaru treasured his father's heirloom, Tetsusaiga.
34. Deck
He was going to deck Inuyasha for his rude comments regarding his sexual experience.
35. Care
Sesshoumaru did not care if the little girl chose to follow or not, or so he proclaimed.
36. Tangle
Rin often wondered how her Lord managed to keep his silver locks tangle-free.
37. Somnambulism
He did not know when the somnabulism began, but he was growing weary of waking in strange places and lacking his hakama.
38. Parole
He didn't much care for the idea of parole: prisoners were meant to be tortured, not let free.
39. Worm
To Sesshouamru, Naraku was but a lowly worm that hid behind magic tricks and deceit without honor.
40. Purr
He purred as the young girl's lips wrapped tightly around his throbbing cock.
41. Wings
Who needs wings when you have an awesome floating cloud?
42. Fringe
"Jaken, this question is of utmost importance and requires your full honesty: what looks best on this Sesshoumaru, fringe or side-swept bangs?"
43. Comfortable
Sesshoumaru was most comfortable when he was alone.
44. Tits
He wondered if he would ever be interested in tits like his father had assured him he would.
45. Cyborg
Surely Rin learned of "cyborgs" from his brother's wench, for he had never heard such nonsense in his centuries of being.
46. Antidisestablishmentarianism
"Antidisestalishmentarianism?" he questioned, growing ever frustrated with the futuristic girl who traveled with the half-breed.
47. Wasteland
His father's grave beyond the realm of the living was a barren wasteland of bones and mist.
48. Hope
He hoped he would never have to ask Inuyasha for his help.
49. Grizzle
Sesshoumaru hung the grizzled pelt of the boar he had devoured so that it could later be used for Rin.
50. Ostrich
He may be a dog demon, but he sure can be an ostrich when it comes to confronting his sexuality.