The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated

[50north50south]

My nerves are jing jing jangling. Tonight we attend Hot Pink, a "club" where "people" go to "dance." I am not experienced with these customs, but I am told fine ham abounds (in the form of young ladies). I am affraid I wont look hip enough. I'm affraid I won't dance well. I don't know why I'm so nervous. Maybe I should get really drunk. That

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[jaredbyline]

Dance enough for two my friend.