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Uhh..elise, we might have a slight problem if youre stalkin me. lol.

thats fucking bullshit.

It doesn't even feel like my birthday, Im not even really celebrating it. Im going to go fill out applications and hang out with courtney and sara if i get ahold of her. The truth is, I just want to sleep the day away. My ear hurts so bad right now I could cry.

:(

sixteen candles is on!!

it's my birthday :D im sixteen :D

LOVELOVELOVELOVE!

So for my birthday so far I have gotten:
olive garden for me,mike and gino ( Read more... )

tomorrow,sixteen years ago, i came out of my moms vagina and i was all like "woot woot i was just in that ladies vagina ( Read more... )

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It is the wounded heart that makes us human in the end.

ESCAPE NUMBER TWO!:

My other hampster (The little asshole) opened the cage door and he climbed right out last night! He must have scared my mom in the kitchen because she started screaming and made me come get the little sneaky bitch.

What is up with these litlte shitheads? Especially , Albie. She bites so fucking much!

I almost lost my hamster for good, except he bit gino and we found him. He's safely back in his little cage. If I would have lost him, it would have been like losing my first born..or my leg. Pshhhhhh ( Read more... )