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[50starhero]

*A- ah~ ACHOOOOOO!!!* 'm not feeling too well. I must be in a slump. *sniffle*

The worst part isn't the runny nose or the sore throat, it's the tummy ache. I- I think I might have to skip second lunch. That would suck so much!!!

*sniffle*

But not to worry! I will preserve; I will fight on! I will conquer this cold! You can count on it!!!

Comments

[depraedor]

..you're clearly ill.

[voice]

[50starhero]

N- no, no, *sniffle* I'm fine now!

*ACHOO!*

You don't have to worry about me, Naoto!

[depraedor]

I'm sure the crew has already advised so, but Alfred.

We have an infirmary for a reason.

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[50starhero]

But! But...!

Okay, I'll level with you... what I'm about to tell you... you have to promise to keep it secret, alright?

...
...

I'm afraid of the infirmary. And doctors.

[jaegermamma]

Oh my, that sounds just terrible. Especially missing a meal! Can't have that. You come and see me, I'll get you fixed up, right as the rain, and in time for second lunch even!

[50starhero]

...

...

...you're not going to try and stick me with any needles, are you? 'cause that won't fly! Nu-uh!

I'll rest, but I'm not stepping foot inside an infirmary!

[jaegermamma]

No, no of course not! what good would that do a cold? No needles, on my word as a Jägerkin.

I merely want to be sure that you will make a swift and full recovery. Perhaps I could visit you cabin, if you really don't want to come to the infirmary.

[50starhero]

...fine. I concede. You can come to my room, as long as you promise not to stick anything sharp into me, or shine little lights in my eyes.

[saudade_red]

Alfred, I think most people only have one lunch...

That aside, if you haven't already, go to bed, silly.

[voice]

[50starhero]

No, I'm pretty sure that two lunches is standard... Ah, unless you combine the two! Let's see, there are three courses per lunch and two lunches, so to combine them into a super MEGA ALL STAR lunch, you'd have to have six courses. *sniffle*

But bed is so boring! *cough* I'm going, but I'm not going to like it!

[voice]

[saudade_red]

Three courses per lunch and two...Alfred, how is it you're not actually obese?

Sometimes we've got to do boring things, you know? And you really do sound pretty ill, which isn't much fun itself, so you should get some rest and get better quicker, yeah?

[voice]

[50starhero]

W- what? Is my diet that bad? Should I eat less ice-cream and more french fries? *sniff*

So I have to do an unfun thing in order to get rid of an unfun thing?! I hope this isn't how all things in life work. *sigh*