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50starhero

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May 21, 2009 00:02

Attention all Cactuars in the Bydan region that are currently listening to this from on their journals!

Hello! How are you!? This is Alfred F. Jones of the human race!

Instead of attacking us, why not come on over to the 4423 (that one ship, you know, you’ve probably seen it a few times in your Cactuarian newspapers, so you know what it looks like) ( Read more... )

tst

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thesnakecharm May 21 2009, 05:51:03 UTC

...Please, please tell me, Alfred, that this is some crazy-stupid scheme to lure them in in a false sense of security so we can kill them more easily?

50starhero May 21 2009, 06:03:59 UTC

(I have decided that) Cactuars are actually very kind and gentle beings, Anko.

It's our duty to civilize them properly! Have you ever thought that maybe they're attacking us because we attacked them first? Huh? By destroying their natural habitat or whatever?

thesnakecharm May 21 2009, 06:12:15 UTC

...They're ninjas.

In disguise.

So inviting them would be a bad idea. Trust me, I'm a ninja-fighting expert, remember?

[Hey, it's worth a shot.]

1/idk I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'M DONE 50starhero May 21 2009, 06:21:42 UTC

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[voice] fuhenteki May 21 2009, 06:07:14 UTC

[-Oh, can you feel the old samurai's hateful gaze upon you yet? If not, you *definitely* should be, Alfred.-]

This is no time to be socializing...

[voice] 50starhero May 21 2009, 06:14:02 UTC

You know, sometimes, problems can be solved by talking them out! Olive branch before arrow, Kambei!

[voice] fuhenteki May 21 2009, 06:23:57 UTC

...You are wasting your time.

[voice] 50starhero May 21 2009, 06:43:03 UTC

[Al chuckles] You saying that just makes me want to prove it more!

saudade_red May 21 2009, 18:20:50 UTC

Alfred! Please can we not attract the nasty prickly things?

50starhero May 21 2009, 19:22:08 UTC

Lavi! Look! Look! They're getting closer! That one at the front of the pack is really cool looking, isn't it?

Now, I talked to Anko, and she says it's OKAY to shoot at them. By shooting them, we're actually doing them a great Justice in the name of Freedom!

Do you have a gun? I can lend you one of mine, if you don't. But let's try to keep a few of them alive at least, all right? I still want to make friends with a few of them!

saudade_red May 21 2009, 22:42:38 UTC

It kind of is...is that a flower on its head? Pretty.

Well, I'm with Anko on this one. Shooting them sounds like a pretty good idea to me. Or squishing them, I was planning on squishing them.

50starhero May 22 2009, 05:04:34 UTC

It is! I bet it smells really good too!

You're going to hammer-squish them? That takes guts, Lavi! So cool!

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zack_thefairest May 22 2009, 13:57:46 UTC

Um...somehow I don't think it's working.

50starhero May 23 2009, 06:15:37 UTC

No! No! There coming this way! See? They're really excited about this!

zack_thefairest May 23 2009, 06:16:04 UTC

...

I think you better run for it.

50starhero May 23 2009, 07:17:55 UTC

I don't see why I'd have to run to them when they're coming to me already!

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