April Fools - Viola Edition

[586bc]

 What's the difference between a seamstress and a violist?

Why do violists stand outside houses?

How do you get two violists to play in tune?

A seamstress tucks up the frills.
They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Shoot one of them.

Comments

[baeritone]

You forgot the most important one:

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

[586bc]

Not to mention: How do you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?
The bow is moving.
HaHa.
Good times.