25 random things about me
#13 + 14 ED TRIGGERS so watch out. Sorry.
for drunken self primarily. - stolen from ginger
1. I got a black eye when a girl in a yellow dress threw herself on a guy i later got off with and didn't mention it. The same guy's dog also ripped my cheek by his command and i thought it was was kind of hot.
2. I cannot stop my caffiene intake even though it hurts my damaged kidney.
3. I like my women like i like my coffee:Cold and Bitter. Bit like me.
4. Despite being about four years younger than me, No-one on my college course can believe that I am a legal adult, old enough to drink in pubs.
5. I hopelessly buffet about on the breeze of fasion, never quite looking normal enough to make it with any skinny some-one i can't resist.
6. I desperately want a tattoo of Ghost In the Shell style plugs in the back of my neck, but i don't want people to think i love the matrix.
7.I can recognise a true friend but envidably let them down, even when i know i'm doing it.
8.I can't work out if i'm a masochist or a hedonist. Ginger left me this tid-bit by text, i couldn't remeber it untill i was deleting from my inbox. 'Just Press Play'.
9. My Uncle can be quite blunt around my grandmother and it makes me nervous. I replicated a Suicide and happiness cartoon where a child dissapears into a guy's jacket, my grandmother questioned it and my uncle called
across the room 'proably sold as a sex slave in china or one of those countries', at which point my grandmother says 'Why would you draw me this??' And the whole mystery and humour of the moment was ruined. He's pretty funny though, and clever.
10. I can't seem to close my eyes recently without gary oldman getting envolved. Ever since i found out i distancely worked with him i see him everywhere.
11. I'm hopelessly proud of my 'job' and it's distant clients, even though it's the easiest fucking thig i've ever over-charged for and i've been doing it since i was fourteen for pocket money, i still rave like it's a nine-to-five. Having said that it does keep me up weird hours, like 1-5am. See? there i go again...
12. The idea of fame still excites me. I'm not sure if it's status or a lifestyle thing, but i really can't help it.
13. I have very little interest in how much i weigh, but i know i've never been so happy as since i could feel every rib.
14. I don't really have any feelings toward people who have suggested i am fat, but the nuse who would'nt listen when i said didn't have the eating habits of my family can burn in fucking hell. And fuck her for making my father afraid of salt.
15. My memory is awful, so i only pretend to remeber half of things. Another person's rubbish memory sort of ruined my life, so i feel really bad when people say things i don't remember.
16. I'm really only any use when i'm slightly pissed.
17. I've been possessed by this weird sickness for over a year now, that since i started drinking again like i used to has seriously gone down alot.
18. Being very very candid, it hurts so bad to piss i want to die some times. But it can't be an STI because it can't.
19. I try and find a way of being worse than half of the people i know, and better than the other half. I think this is an attempt at being balanced
20. I blame this on A-level philosophy, and it's particularly enthralling teacher.
21. I will try things i know will be shit, simply because it seems the thing for my generation to do.
22. The only thing that really truly made my kidney stop hurting when it was so bad it was all i could think of was a man's touch.
23. I love smoking. I like the way it looks. I can't wait to move out so i can feel the heaviness of smoke that i can give up so easily for two or three months at a time then indulge in again without fear of adiction
24. People don't tend to get my sense of humour. They just think i'm ridiculously arrogant and bitter. They are unfamiliar with Withnail.
25. I Genuinely think that love is a disease, but this is not nesscarily a negative, since i reallly don't think man-kind has any right to survive much longer and would love to watch this generation become the last. Why not, eh?
Actually very addictive this meme. Go do it!
for drunken self primarily. - stolen from ginger
1. I got a black eye when a girl in a yellow dress threw herself on a guy i later got off with and didn't mention it. The same guy's dog also ripped my cheek by his command and i thought it was was kind of hot.
2. I cannot stop my caffiene intake even though it hurts my damaged kidney.
3. I like my women like i like my coffee:Cold and Bitter. Bit like me.
4. Despite being about four years younger than me, No-one on my college course can believe that I am a legal adult, old enough to drink in pubs.
5. I hopelessly buffet about on the breeze of fasion, never quite looking normal enough to make it with any skinny some-one i can't resist.
6. I desperately want a tattoo of Ghost In the Shell style plugs in the back of my neck, but i don't want people to think i love the matrix.
7.I can recognise a true friend but envidably let them down, even when i know i'm doing it.
8.I can't work out if i'm a masochist or a hedonist. Ginger left me this tid-bit by text, i couldn't remeber it untill i was deleting from my inbox. 'Just Press Play'.
9. My Uncle can be quite blunt around my grandmother and it makes me nervous. I replicated a Suicide and happiness cartoon where a child dissapears into a guy's jacket, my grandmother questioned it and my uncle called
across the room 'proably sold as a sex slave in china or one of those countries', at which point my grandmother says 'Why would you draw me this??' And the whole mystery and humour of the moment was ruined. He's pretty funny though, and clever.
10. I can't seem to close my eyes recently without gary oldman getting envolved. Ever since i found out i distancely worked with him i see him everywhere.
11. I'm hopelessly proud of my 'job' and it's distant clients, even though it's the easiest fucking thig i've ever over-charged for and i've been doing it since i was fourteen for pocket money, i still rave like it's a nine-to-five. Having said that it does keep me up weird hours, like 1-5am. See? there i go again...
12. The idea of fame still excites me. I'm not sure if it's status or a lifestyle thing, but i really can't help it.
13. I have very little interest in how much i weigh, but i know i've never been so happy as since i could feel every rib.
14. I don't really have any feelings toward people who have suggested i am fat, but the nuse who would'nt listen when i said didn't have the eating habits of my family can burn in fucking hell. And fuck her for making my father afraid of salt.
15. My memory is awful, so i only pretend to remeber half of things. Another person's rubbish memory sort of ruined my life, so i feel really bad when people say things i don't remember.
16. I'm really only any use when i'm slightly pissed.
17. I've been possessed by this weird sickness for over a year now, that since i started drinking again like i used to has seriously gone down alot.
18. Being very very candid, it hurts so bad to piss i want to die some times. But it can't be an STI because it can't.
19. I try and find a way of being worse than half of the people i know, and better than the other half. I think this is an attempt at being balanced
20. I blame this on A-level philosophy, and it's particularly enthralling teacher.
21. I will try things i know will be shit, simply because it seems the thing for my generation to do.
22. The only thing that really truly made my kidney stop hurting when it was so bad it was all i could think of was a man's touch.
23. I love smoking. I like the way it looks. I can't wait to move out so i can feel the heaviness of smoke that i can give up so easily for two or three months at a time then indulge in again without fear of adiction
24. People don't tend to get my sense of humour. They just think i'm ridiculously arrogant and bitter. They are unfamiliar with Withnail.
25. I Genuinely think that love is a disease, but this is not nesscarily a negative, since i reallly don't think man-kind has any right to survive much longer and would love to watch this generation become the last. Why not, eh?
Actually very addictive this meme. Go do it!