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omni_phase Challenge #7 TV Dreams 112 words
Psyche, you have some es’plaining to do! Now, I know you want to play in the band or be a star, but really; using our neighbors, good friends and landlords, Ethel and Fred to sneak you into the lounge dressed as a cigarette girl? *Said in a near incomprehensible Cuban accent*
No, you cannot sing. I don’t care if you have a gimmick and Ethel says you sing like an angel, but I hear you in the shower every morning and there’s no angel in that bathroom. *Chuckles*
Besides, what about little Ricky?
But Eroooooooooos….
Psychhhhhhhhe….
But Eroooooooooos….!
Psyche, no!
*Pan in on Psyche wailing hysterically-comically and Eros still chuckling*
omni_phase126 words Challenge #10 On whom to depend
Who in your life can you depend on, no matter what? For the big or the small things, who can you turn to?
Well, that would be my wife, Psyche. All in all, I lucked out when our paths crossed. She listens to me and when I ask, she gives me the best advice she knows and offers unconditional love. The sex is not bad either; matter of fact, marvelous, but you were not asking that were you?
When all I want to do is rest, she is there cuddling beside me. When she needs to learn something and asks for my help, I am there for her. Whenever I face a worrisome thought or ordeal, Psyche is the one who listens and believes in me.
omni_phase 187 words Challenge #12 Toddler
You woke up this morning, and are shocked to discover that you are a preschooler. You've just been dropped off at the Happy Toddler Day Care and Preschool. Tell us what your day is like.
This cannot be happening to me, of all beings. I am a deity, for the love of humanity. Boy, when I get a hold of whoever is responsible, it is love time for them and the nearest goat. I am the only one who gets to “downsize” me! Where are my wings and why am I wearing “training” pants? I have been potty-friendly since birth darn it. That was not part of the plan, was it? Mommy, where’s my mommy? I want Mommy! Why am I in this silly place, anyway? Hey, why did that mean old lady take away my bow and arrows? When I get them back, she is so falling in love with that oak tree outside. Who is in charge of this mad house? Where are Eris and Khaos? I bet that they are responsible for this madness. Oh say, who is that? She is kind of cute. *A waggle of brows* Says “Psyche “ on her sleeping mat tag. Maybe this place isn’t so bad after all and I could do with a nap-after I… *pulls on Psyche’s pig-tails and giggles*
omni_phaseChallenge #14 If you really want to turn me on...153 words
"If you really want to turn me on, just..."
If you really want to turn me on, just be my wife. That is all it takes. All she has to do is breathe in my general direction and my knees turn weak. What can I say? I am a romantic. *Wink-wink * There isn’t a thing that she does, that doesn’t turn me on.
Well, there is this one thing…Psyche, are you listening?
All right, here it goes.
Offer me chocolate when you are naked in bed. Well, naked always works, but chocolate just makes me…*blushes & grins *. Well, you remember the time that I was eating it in bed and spilled some on you and…we didn’t leave the bed for a week, did we? *waggles brows*
Oh-oh-OH! And you can wear that …I mean this! I just bought it for you! I hope you like it! *…Over eager much? *
*Holds up see through teddy, forgetting others are reading/watching this *
omni_phaseChallenge #15 You just woke up in bed ...204 words
You just woke up in bed with the last person on Earth you ever expected. Now what?
One eye pops open as his hands feels over the form sleeping next to him. Expecting to feel his wife, his beloved, Eros feels instead, a very masculine form.
“Ok, think Eros, think. What on the goddess’s good name, did you do last night? All right, you went to visit mom and then wandered over to Dionysos’ and had a few glasses of wine-all right, more than a few, but whose counting? What else, who else did you speak with? There were the maenads in attendance, a few nymphs, and some young men from the countryside. Oh and Apollo was there, that bully. Oh please, let it not be him.
Still pondering his foot feels a …hoof.
“Pan?” A startled cry.
Loud laughter can be heard as Pan rolls out of the bed. It takes the god a few minutes to get it out of his system to explain to the younger god that nothing happened, much to his disappointment and that he had only dragged Eros back from Dionysos’ place. Apparently, a drunk Eros is a silly Eros and Pan recounts the epic fits of streaking across Hera’s lawn and back to Dionysos’ place after the other god dared him.