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> >If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through
> >18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will
> >swim by, you might live in Michigan.
> >
> >if you know how to play, pronounce and spell "euchre", youre probably from Michigan
> >
> >if you would rather play card games in the grass outside the michigan international speedway (Nascar track) then actually watch the race, youre probably playing eurchre. and therefore, from Michigan.
> >
> >If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights
> >each year because Alpena is the coldest spot in the nation,
> >you might live in Michigan.
> >
> >If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through May,
> >you might live in Michigan.
> >
> >If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months out of the
> >year, you might live in Michigan.
> >
> >If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work
> >there, you might live in Michigan.
> >
> >If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of
> >his forehead, you might live in Michigan.
> >
> >If you may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of Walleye,
> >you might live in Michigan.
> >
> >If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live
> >in Michigan.
> >
> >If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live
> >in Michigan.
> >
> >If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who
> >dialed a wrong number, you might live in Michigan.
> >
> >If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live in
> >Michigan.
> >
> >If every time you see moonlight on a lake, you think of a dancing
> >bear, and you sing gently, "From the land of sky-blue waters,"
> >you might live in Michigan.
> >
> >
> >YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE MICHIGANDER WHEN:
> >
> >1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on
>the highway.
> >
> >2. "Vacation" means going up north on I-75 for the weekend.
> >
> >3. You measure distance in hours.
> >
> >4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
> >
> >5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" and back again in the same day.
> >
> >6. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
> >without flinching.
> >
> >7. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including
>weddings).
> >
> >8. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
>unlocked.
> >
> >9. You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and venison.
> >
> >10. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to
>use them.
> >
> >11. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet
> >Farm at any given time.
> >
> >12. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
> >
> >13. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
>snow.
> >
> >14. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
> >construction.
> >
> >15. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
> >
> >16. You consider Minneapolis exotic.
> >
> >17. You know how to polka.
> >
> >18. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your
> >blue spruce.
> >
> >19. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
> >
> >20. Down South to you means Indiana
> >
> >21. A brat is something you eat.
> >
> >22. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.
> >
> >23. You go out to a fish fry every Friday.
> >
> >24. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
> >
> >25. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
> >
> >26. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
> >
> >27. You actually understand these jokes
Oh boy. Michigan sure is great.
Love, kelsey