"We’ve deconstructed all our icons. We know politicians are lying assholes, we know soap stars are coke freaks, handsome actors are tranny weirdos and gorgeous supermodels are bulimic, neurotic wretches. We know our favorite comedians will turn out to be alcoholic perverts or suicidal depressives. Our reality shows have held up a scalding mirror to ( Read more... )

Billy Mays died.

 

-Famous people died on my little brother's birthday, which made me cackle a little ( Read more... )

TH

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THE CANNON!

...is seeing my name on a super corporate Happy June Birthday! list tacked up in a hallway.

Sherlock Holmes got kicked in the nuts.

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Bombay Bicycle Club - It's Always Like This

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Usher vs Los Campesinos! - The Year This Club Broke My Heart