"seal pinata? i hope they mean seal-the-guy!"
--sam

Here's to being a good Apartment Secretary


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"being a minority is like a Get Out of Racism Free Card!"
smellhill

we now have a food dehydrator! with this and the recent addition of kate's magic bullet, i feel like our house is pretty complete appliance-wise.

"frying pan? more like dying pan!" --sam

so we are starting the halsey circus. i think it involves making lots of stuff. kate is the stilt-walker, sam is the trapeze/tightrope artist, and i am going to juggle. and we are all going to learn a million circusey things and do them constantly.

<3!
smellhill!

kate: the less you care about whether or not some stranger with hepatitis came all over it, the easier it is to get free food.

also for the record we got andre with the andre fund!

(noah talking about how his new gf and her roomate just hang out naked in their house):
you guys don't do that, right?
me: our appartments not a naked appartment, its a make sure your outfits good b4 you leave your room appartment.

"Oh man i would totally burn down an orphanage for some mozarella cheese right now."

tomorrow's never felt so far away! Last night on the phone with Smellhill she told me about how dangerous she's become lately ( Read more... )

(talking about money in yr bra and keys in yr pocket)
sam: the bank of 36 C does not accept deposits of the key variety