i got shot right in the face with a paintball today.
and my head hurts
horrably

today we played paintball and got caught by the cops.
also just now there was a bat in my house so i just got my paintball gun with no paintballs and shot at it about 59367 times untill it went out the front door,
i think dracula is in my closet.

fuck face

today breaks the streak ( Read more... )

so this guy steve, he gave me a scorpion.
and its on my dresser
and it wont eat.

also
the hip piercings are out

goooooooin to work
Deeeetroits gooooooooing to work

im going back to work tomorrow.
this means no more parting on weekdays.

trojan man

man
o
man

nate is great.

im saving at least half of what i make for the rest of the summer.

to buy the best hooker there is.

WHO ELSE CAN HAVE A SNOW BALL FIGHT IN SUMMER.
and right now im on my way to court,i think i have judge judy

swimming with clothes is like not swimming at all.
i love taking everyone home.
and i love detroit and the people mover.
and i love money