COL
Title: COL
Author/Artist: misheard
Character/Pairing: John, Rose, Dave, Jade
Fandom: Homestuck
Theme: #12: children
Welcome to COL chatroom 43. Today's topic: your favorite birthday.
EB: wow, am i the first one in here today?
EB: let's see, favorite birthdays...
EB: uh, i don't actually like my birthdays very much.
EB: dad always goes overboard with the cakes
EB: and makes a big deal out of me getting older and more mature and stuff.
EB: i do like getting presents from rose and dave and jade, so that is nice!
EB: i guess i'd have to say that my favorite birthday was one of my friends' birthdays.
EB: it's great when they get excited about what i sent them.
EB: well.
EB: rose doesn't really do excited even though i know she appreciates the gifts,
EB: and dave doesn't do excited or appreciative that much,
EB: so i guess my favorite birthday would have to be one of jade's!
Welcome to COL chatroom 927. Today's topic: your first cartoon.
TT: I would find another chatroom in order to avoid answering this question if I didn't wear the evidence at least once a week.
TT: I admit it: I watched Squiddles.
TT: Looking at the cartoon now, I find it to be inane and without intellectual merit.
TT: Still, my younger self found amusement in watching it.
TT: In tribute to that, I purchased a Squiddles shirt recently.
TT: However, I altered the design a little to more accurately reflect my current interests.
TT: squiddleshirt.jpg
TT: I find it much more agreeable now.
Welcome to COL chatroom 309. Today's topic: you and your parents.
TG: what a dumb topic
TG: does it realize that some of us dont have parents?
TG: i guess bro sort of counts, since he raised me
TG: but hes never been very parenty
TG: do parents have epic swordfights with you on the rooftop
TG: no they do not
TG: do parents put questionably purposed puppets everywhere and run an even more questionable website
TG: if they do i dont want to hear about it
TG: so yeah
TG: bro is infinitely superior to actual parents
TG: end of story
Welcome to COL chatroom 35. Today's topic: the best dream you ever had.
GG: oh wow
GG: this is sort of a difficult question for me
GG: you see, i spend a lot of my time dreaming, and i remember all my dreams!
GG: so this is like asking me to pick out the best time of my whole life
GG: which is a very difficult thing to ask!
GG: i guess it would have to be when i first dreamed that i would meet my friend john
GG: i was so happy that i would get to have a friend
GG: in a way, i think all my dreams are like one long dream that occasionally has breaks in it
GG: if that makes any sense?
GG: it's a good and bad dream, but mostly good!
GG: :)
Author/Artist: misheard
Character/Pairing: John, Rose, Dave, Jade
Fandom: Homestuck
Theme: #12: children
Welcome to COL chatroom 43. Today's topic: your favorite birthday.
EB: wow, am i the first one in here today?
EB: let's see, favorite birthdays...
EB: uh, i don't actually like my birthdays very much.
EB: dad always goes overboard with the cakes
EB: and makes a big deal out of me getting older and more mature and stuff.
EB: i do like getting presents from rose and dave and jade, so that is nice!
EB: i guess i'd have to say that my favorite birthday was one of my friends' birthdays.
EB: it's great when they get excited about what i sent them.
EB: well.
EB: rose doesn't really do excited even though i know she appreciates the gifts,
EB: and dave doesn't do excited or appreciative that much,
EB: so i guess my favorite birthday would have to be one of jade's!
Welcome to COL chatroom 927. Today's topic: your first cartoon.
TT: I would find another chatroom in order to avoid answering this question if I didn't wear the evidence at least once a week.
TT: I admit it: I watched Squiddles.
TT: Looking at the cartoon now, I find it to be inane and without intellectual merit.
TT: Still, my younger self found amusement in watching it.
TT: In tribute to that, I purchased a Squiddles shirt recently.
TT: However, I altered the design a little to more accurately reflect my current interests.
TT: squiddleshirt.jpg
TT: I find it much more agreeable now.
Welcome to COL chatroom 309. Today's topic: you and your parents.
TG: what a dumb topic
TG: does it realize that some of us dont have parents?
TG: i guess bro sort of counts, since he raised me
TG: but hes never been very parenty
TG: do parents have epic swordfights with you on the rooftop
TG: no they do not
TG: do parents put questionably purposed puppets everywhere and run an even more questionable website
TG: if they do i dont want to hear about it
TG: so yeah
TG: bro is infinitely superior to actual parents
TG: end of story
Welcome to COL chatroom 35. Today's topic: the best dream you ever had.
GG: oh wow
GG: this is sort of a difficult question for me
GG: you see, i spend a lot of my time dreaming, and i remember all my dreams!
GG: so this is like asking me to pick out the best time of my whole life
GG: which is a very difficult thing to ask!
GG: i guess it would have to be when i first dreamed that i would meet my friend john
GG: i was so happy that i would get to have a friend
GG: in a way, i think all my dreams are like one long dream that occasionally has breaks in it
GG: if that makes any sense?
GG: it's a good and bad dream, but mostly good!
GG: :)