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[666adam666]

I was assaulted by a vegetarian in class the other day. A girl was sitting by me as I was eating beef jerky, so I thought I'd offer her a piece. Suddenly she goes into super-bitch mode and says "I don't eat meat," and gave me an ultra fucked look. I'm tired of being treated like a criminal by these meat-deprived idiots

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[twelvethree]

Dear Sir -

Eat the coooows!! If they had the chance, they'd eat us.
And, you should have thrown a piece of meat at her to begin with.

[twelvethree]

How was your V-Day, Sir?
Full of sex and chocolate, I hope.
You need to update!!

[anonymous]

i think you should go get in a bath tub... :)