"Hey dad, just so you know, I have a date this weekend."
"With who? Who's the lucky guy? Tell me tell me tell me!"
"Clark."
"Clark...Kent?"
"Yes, dad. I'm going on a date with Superman. And we're flying there."

Being shy sucks.

And it also sucks that noone updates their ljs much anymore. DAMN YOU XANGA!!!!

I'm checking out the Scissor Sisters DVD. And the Songs menu has One of them stripping. Like...completely.
Wow! Hot Scissor Sisters action!

( As promised, here are pictures! )

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Opening night.
Nervous.
It took me and hour to do my make-up.
Oh, the time it takes to be "goth"...

My mom is making a big fucking deal about my new belt.
She kept saying how stupid it is and how it's a guy's belt.
Then she said "Lesbionics" and I said "That's not even a word, mother." and she said "No, but it works."
Then she told me to keep the receipt because I'm going to get a lot of comments about it.