How to Keep a Stater Job

[sallybelle]

When she says, “Lick my attitude,” run. She'll take you in the woods behind the State School, eat your feta, and complain, “Your pita’s too dry.” Saying, "Let's pretend," she’ll bounce your libido off the seat of her '89 Mercury. Your Mojo will work overtime while the back-to-work whistle blows. Too late, you’ll realize she’s eaten your lunch

Comments

[blchandler]

That was kinda fun. Almost like a song.

[gamahucheur]

That's one or two words shy, depending upon whether 89 counts as one word or as two.