hello want to roleplay?
i was up all night cause i couldn't sleep so i went to this seedy teen chat room and decided to fuck with some horny teens. here are the results. they're pretty funny.
[motorcycledeathguns] i'm sitting next to you on an airplane
[motorcycledeathguns] it's dark outside and most of the passengers are
asleep
[motorcycledeathguns] i turn my overhead light on and it startles you
awake
[motorcycledeathguns] i apologize, quickly turning it down
[motorcycledeathguns] i pull out a book and begin to read
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] laughs quietly "its ok"
[motorcycledeathguns] i take the chance to compliment your hair
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] "thanks you" i smiles
[motorcycledeathguns] i nervously continue my reading for a minute
then jerk around and say "my name's doug"
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] "ally nice you doug"
[motorcycledeathguns] "it gets pretty cold on these redeye flights. do you
need a blanket?"
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] smiles "that would be nice"
[motorcycledeathguns] i pull out a big fuzzy blanket from the overhead
and toss it over the both of us
[motorcycledeathguns] "there, much better!"
[motorcycledeathguns] "so, where you flying to?
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] thank you
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] umm...Ireland
[motorcycledeathguns] i laugh nervously
[motorcycledeathguns] duh, we're on the same FLIGHT i think
[motorcycledeathguns] "i meant, what brings you to ireland?"
[motorcycledeathguns] i shake nervously, hoping you're not visiting a
man
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] laughs "my aunt"
[motorcycledeathguns] i sigh with relief
[motorcycledeathguns] "i'm on a business trip. a photo shoot for this
travel magazine i work with."
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] oh thats kool
[motorcycledeathguns] "have you ever been to ireland before?" i move
my knee close to yours and run my finger down your thigh"
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] yes" i smiles "its a beautiful place"
[motorcycledeathguns] "yes you are... i mean, yes it is"
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] laughs "thank you"
[motorcycledeathguns] i press the stewardess button "want a drink? it's
on me.... well, on my company's tab. heh."
[motorcycledeathguns] the stewardess walks up
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] laughs no im good thanks tho
[motorcycledeathguns] i order a cranberry and vodka
[motorcycledeathguns] the stewardess walks away to get my order
[motorcycledeathguns] "so, alley, what do you do?"
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] "Im a model and i do Musicals on Broadway"
[motorcycledeathguns] "i should have guessed. anything i may have
heard of?"
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] ummm Les' Miserables
[motorcycledeathguns] "aaah, the classics, i see. mind if i move this
arm rest?" i move the arm rest and come in closer, putting my arm
around your shoulders
[motorcycledeathguns] "what do you do with your free time?"
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] i read and party lol
[motorcycledeathguns] "are you a member of any... clubs?"
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] no
[motorcycledeathguns] "well, i have an exciting offer for you then..."
[motorcycledeathguns] "how would you like to join the mile high club?"
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] lol "maybe"
[motorcycledeathguns] "well, i'll tell you what." i unbuckle my belt and
stand up
[motorcycledeathguns] "i'm going to go to the bathroom, and if you want
to know more about the club, count to 10 and follow me"
[motorcycledeathguns] i walk down the corridor and cram myself into
one of the bathrooms
[motorcycledeathguns] i take my shirt and tie off and kick my shoes to
the side
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] laughs counts to ten and follows
[motorcycledeathguns] i hear you knocking on the door
[motorcycledeathguns] i slide it open "come on in"
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] walks in
[motorcycledeathguns] i close the door
[motorcycledeathguns] we are crammed close together
[motorcycledeathguns] my hands settle on your breasts and i move
them nervously down to your waist
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] smiles
[motorcycledeathguns] "i want to watch you undress"
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] lets it all fall to the floor
[motorcycledeathguns] i pull my pants off, my throbbing boner grow
between us
[motorcycledeathguns] i turn you around and bend you as well as i can
over the sink
[motorcycledeathguns] suddenly
[motorcycledeathguns] the emergency lights come on and the plane
starts to shake violently
[motorcycledeathguns] i hear a ripping noise and then a loud roaring
noise
[motorcycledeathguns] the captain comes on the overcom
[motorcycledeathguns] he's screaming
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] i grab onto you
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] i start shaking
[motorcycledeathguns] i try to hold you close, but the air pressure is
sucking us apart
[motorcycledeathguns] something large and sharp flies by and
suddenly
[motorcycledeathguns] you have no head
[motorcycledeathguns] this excites me so that i
ejaculate immidiately before falling to my doom
[motorcycledeathguns] oh man
[motorcycledeathguns] that was hot
[motorcycledeathguns] i pour cold water on my chest
[motorcycledeathguns] it quickly soaks through my thin white tank top
[motorcycledeathguns] to reveal my erect nipples
[motorcycledeathguns] i run my fingers slowly up my belly
[motorcycledeathguns] between my tits
[motorcycledeathguns] up my neck
[motorcycledeathguns] to my lips
[motorcycledeathguns] i lick my fingers
[motorcycledeathguns] then slowly they retreat the same way they came
[motorcycledeathguns] and continue past my waist line
[motorcycledeathguns] to my thong
[motorcycledeathguns] i slip my fingers under the soft cotton fabric
[motorcycledeathguns] and through the ticklish bush
[motorcycledeathguns] between the moist slits, i rub my clit with my
lubricated finges
[Ballistic_101] i wtach in awe as you do this...i wlak closer to you and
stop your hand...i lick my finger and start fingering you
[motorcycledeathguns] "NO!" i scream
[Ballistic_101] "wahts wrong?"
[motorcycledeathguns] not having had the chance to tell you that anyone
who comes into contact with me suddenly bursts into flame, you ignite
and flames embody your flesh entirely
[motorcycledeathguns] i fall to the ground next to your charred corpse
[motorcycledeathguns] i shall never know the touch of a man.
[Ballistic_101] uhmmmm
[Ballistic_101] not what i was expecting lol
[Ballistic_101] want to do one were i don't die? lol
[motorcycledeathguns] ok
[motorcycledeathguns] you start
[Ballistic_101] ok...
[Ballistic_101] i run my hands up and down your torso caressing your
body as a lay you on the bed
[Ballistic_101] my hands travel up and down your warm skin....i lean in
and i kiss you passionatley on the lips
[Ballistic_101] opening and closing my mouth against yours i slide my
tounge in...while grinding my crotch towards yours
[motorcycledeathguns] i put my hands on the back of your head and pull
you closer to me
[Ballistic_101> i countinue to make out with you...i move down and kiss
your neck...softly biting it from time to time....as i rub your chest
[motorcycledeathguns] i reach my third arm under your and grab your
throbbing cock
[motorcycledeathguns] with my fourth arm i poke a thumb up your ass
[motorcycledeathguns] my fifth arm starts to play the castonettes
[motorcycledeathguns] how romantic
[motorcycledeathguns] hey, 20/m/tn let's roleplay
[motorcycledeathguns] i want to be mermaids!
[Christie_] i don't think i'm into that
[motorcycledeathguns] oh ok
[motorcycledeathguns] then what?
[Christie_] what are your fav.?
[motorcycledeathguns] mermaids :(
[motorcycledeathguns] i'm sitting next to you on an airplane
[motorcycledeathguns] it's dark outside and most of the passengers are
asleep
[motorcycledeathguns] i turn my overhead light on and it startles you
awake
[motorcycledeathguns] i apologize, quickly turning it down
[motorcycledeathguns] i pull out a book and begin to read
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] laughs quietly "its ok"
[motorcycledeathguns] i take the chance to compliment your hair
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] "thanks you" i smiles
[motorcycledeathguns] i nervously continue my reading for a minute
then jerk around and say "my name's doug"
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] "ally nice you doug"
[motorcycledeathguns] "it gets pretty cold on these redeye flights. do you
need a blanket?"
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] smiles "that would be nice"
[motorcycledeathguns] i pull out a big fuzzy blanket from the overhead
and toss it over the both of us
[motorcycledeathguns] "there, much better!"
[motorcycledeathguns] "so, where you flying to?
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] thank you
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] umm...Ireland
[motorcycledeathguns] i laugh nervously
[motorcycledeathguns] duh, we're on the same FLIGHT i think
[motorcycledeathguns] "i meant, what brings you to ireland?"
[motorcycledeathguns] i shake nervously, hoping you're not visiting a
man
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] laughs "my aunt"
[motorcycledeathguns] i sigh with relief
[motorcycledeathguns] "i'm on a business trip. a photo shoot for this
travel magazine i work with."
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] oh thats kool
[motorcycledeathguns] "have you ever been to ireland before?" i move
my knee close to yours and run my finger down your thigh"
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] yes" i smiles "its a beautiful place"
[motorcycledeathguns] "yes you are... i mean, yes it is"
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] laughs "thank you"
[motorcycledeathguns] i press the stewardess button "want a drink? it's
on me.... well, on my company's tab. heh."
[motorcycledeathguns] the stewardess walks up
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] laughs no im good thanks tho
[motorcycledeathguns] i order a cranberry and vodka
[motorcycledeathguns] the stewardess walks away to get my order
[motorcycledeathguns] "so, alley, what do you do?"
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] "Im a model and i do Musicals on Broadway"
[motorcycledeathguns] "i should have guessed. anything i may have
heard of?"
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] ummm Les' Miserables
[motorcycledeathguns] "aaah, the classics, i see. mind if i move this
arm rest?" i move the arm rest and come in closer, putting my arm
around your shoulders
[motorcycledeathguns] "what do you do with your free time?"
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] i read and party lol
[motorcycledeathguns] "are you a member of any... clubs?"
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] no
[motorcycledeathguns] "well, i have an exciting offer for you then..."
[motorcycledeathguns] "how would you like to join the mile high club?"
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] lol "maybe"
[motorcycledeathguns] "well, i'll tell you what." i unbuckle my belt and
stand up
[motorcycledeathguns] "i'm going to go to the bathroom, and if you want
to know more about the club, count to 10 and follow me"
[motorcycledeathguns] i walk down the corridor and cram myself into
one of the bathrooms
[motorcycledeathguns] i take my shirt and tie off and kick my shoes to
the side
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] laughs counts to ten and follows
[motorcycledeathguns] i hear you knocking on the door
[motorcycledeathguns] i slide it open "come on in"
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] walks in
[motorcycledeathguns] i close the door
[motorcycledeathguns] we are crammed close together
[motorcycledeathguns] my hands settle on your breasts and i move
them nervously down to your waist
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] smiles
[motorcycledeathguns] "i want to watch you undress"
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] lets it all fall to the floor
[motorcycledeathguns] i pull my pants off, my throbbing boner grow
between us
[motorcycledeathguns] i turn you around and bend you as well as i can
over the sink
[motorcycledeathguns] suddenly
[motorcycledeathguns] the emergency lights come on and the plane
starts to shake violently
[motorcycledeathguns] i hear a ripping noise and then a loud roaring
noise
[motorcycledeathguns] the captain comes on the overcom
[motorcycledeathguns] he's screaming
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] i grab onto you
[MrsLovettsMeatPies] i start shaking
[motorcycledeathguns] i try to hold you close, but the air pressure is
sucking us apart
[motorcycledeathguns] something large and sharp flies by and
suddenly
[motorcycledeathguns] you have no head
[motorcycledeathguns] this excites me so that i
ejaculate immidiately before falling to my doom
[motorcycledeathguns] oh man
[motorcycledeathguns] that was hot
[motorcycledeathguns] i pour cold water on my chest
[motorcycledeathguns] it quickly soaks through my thin white tank top
[motorcycledeathguns] to reveal my erect nipples
[motorcycledeathguns] i run my fingers slowly up my belly
[motorcycledeathguns] between my tits
[motorcycledeathguns] up my neck
[motorcycledeathguns] to my lips
[motorcycledeathguns] i lick my fingers
[motorcycledeathguns] then slowly they retreat the same way they came
[motorcycledeathguns] and continue past my waist line
[motorcycledeathguns] to my thong
[motorcycledeathguns] i slip my fingers under the soft cotton fabric
[motorcycledeathguns] and through the ticklish bush
[motorcycledeathguns] between the moist slits, i rub my clit with my
lubricated finges
[Ballistic_101] i wtach in awe as you do this...i wlak closer to you and
stop your hand...i lick my finger and start fingering you
[motorcycledeathguns] "NO!" i scream
[Ballistic_101] "wahts wrong?"
[motorcycledeathguns] not having had the chance to tell you that anyone
who comes into contact with me suddenly bursts into flame, you ignite
and flames embody your flesh entirely
[motorcycledeathguns] i fall to the ground next to your charred corpse
[motorcycledeathguns] i shall never know the touch of a man.
[Ballistic_101] uhmmmm
[Ballistic_101] not what i was expecting lol
[Ballistic_101] want to do one were i don't die? lol
[motorcycledeathguns] ok
[motorcycledeathguns] you start
[Ballistic_101] ok...
[Ballistic_101] i run my hands up and down your torso caressing your
body as a lay you on the bed
[Ballistic_101] my hands travel up and down your warm skin....i lean in
and i kiss you passionatley on the lips
[Ballistic_101] opening and closing my mouth against yours i slide my
tounge in...while grinding my crotch towards yours
[motorcycledeathguns] i put my hands on the back of your head and pull
you closer to me
[Ballistic_101> i countinue to make out with you...i move down and kiss
your neck...softly biting it from time to time....as i rub your chest
[motorcycledeathguns] i reach my third arm under your and grab your
throbbing cock
[motorcycledeathguns] with my fourth arm i poke a thumb up your ass
[motorcycledeathguns] my fifth arm starts to play the castonettes
[motorcycledeathguns] how romantic
[motorcycledeathguns] hey, 20/m/tn let's roleplay
[motorcycledeathguns] i want to be mermaids!
[Christie_] i don't think i'm into that
[motorcycledeathguns] oh ok
[motorcycledeathguns] then what?
[Christie_] what are your fav.?
[motorcycledeathguns] mermaids :(