A Darwin Award in Waiting?

[6__stringninja]

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=17646670&method=full&siteid=66633&headline=miracle-is-sunk--name_page.html

Comments

[sister_savage]

I wonder...at what point did "saving face" creep in!?

[6__stringninja]

You have to wonder don't you? Was there some sort of "I'll just die if I go out there and everyone laughs at me" thought process going on?

[anatosuchus]

That is utter genius. I mean, he had all the time from wet ankles to submerged upper lip to figure out it wasn't working. Plonker.

[sister_savage]

His faith carried him through. He thought to himself, no no, it be Satan making me think I will drown but if I can just keep my belief up until the moment my lungs fill with liquid, I shall rise, triumphant, to the surface...and I won't even splutter.

[anatosuchus]

Glug... glug... glug...

[shaunotd]

Priceless.