E, 80 proof brandy, and a mild concussion

May 28, 2005 14:42

yesterday morning i woke up with soaking wet pants and thought i pissed myself, but then i remembered i'm too cool for that. i asked around and found out i had a fat lip from falling into the kitchen counter, and the lump in my head was from running into the bathroom door; no one was quite sure whether i ran into the door on purpose or not. my ( Read more... )

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darksteppa May 29 2005, 00:07:53 UTC
there are naked pictures of me on my camera and no one remebers taking them. I am sitting on the toilet buck ass naked puking of the floor.

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modestlysilent May 29 2005, 19:40:27 UTC
daniel daniel. haha. for some reason none of the previously stated surprises me. and quite frankly , it makes me smile a big shit eating grin .

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dull_glitter May 30 2005, 17:31:13 UTC
ditto, you silly fuck.

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