Anonymous. Lived fast. Died young. Left a mangled corpse. Just spotted Tasman Fleming walking out the library and was gonna call out to him to offer him a lift home, but decided it would be too much work. Oh, he's just walked back into the library, so I'll duck under the desk.
How'd ya know it was me? Tas and I actually chatted when we walked out of the library, then I told him that I was going to another computer lab to check out porn, which was true. Creswell sent me a strip-tease porno online and I couldn't check it out with other people around.
Anybody who knows how to spell 'eloquence' is eloquent herself. Michelle wanted to know all the goss on you, amongst other hoes, when we spent 3 quality days together (the 3rd being for all of 15 minutes whilst I was attempting to escape my mother, chatty aunt and my other aunt who's in a nursing home with dementia). But I didn't know anything, so I made it up. Ha, ha: this morning I was flicking through the 2004 yearbook and noted that your floor report mentions the blow-up doll.
I was wondering if I'd spelt it right actually, so maybe I'm only half way there! What goss did you make up about me? I hope it was at least interesting and scandelous!! Hmm, the blow up doll. . .what did they say about you on your floor report. I'm sure it was all complimentary.
My floor report, complimentary? How you jest. Na, didn't bother reading mine cos it upsets me so much. I just remember that I thought it was hilarious but Margaret and Sue were up in arms about Barch (whom I always knew liked dick) and Kane (whom everybody always knew it about) wrote that I was in love with 'the equally unattractive cleaner'. I felt bad for them, but I wasn't personally insulted by anything that had been written in my floor report.
Hmm, what the hell am I doing online? I've been waiting for a student from Macquarie Uni (who's doing an assignment with me) to come online, but she ain't gonna be here before I have to log off to go get my haircut before I start work.
Maybe I should draw a picture and send it to your email account.
What Barch and Kane wrote was mean, I hope Margaret and Sue didn't clean their rooms properly (or left nice little surprises) since then. Not that Kane was there to be played with. Hmm, I think Crystal is doing the same project that you are, she's doing it with some guy though. Isn't it some sort of mediation thing? I loved the picture by the way!
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Just spotted Tasman Fleming walking out the library and was gonna call out to him to offer him a lift home, but decided it would be too much work. Oh, he's just walked back into the library, so I'll duck under the desk.
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Hmm, what the hell am I doing online? I've been waiting for a student from Macquarie Uni (who's doing an assignment with me) to come online, but she ain't gonna be here before I have to log off to go get my haircut before I start work.
Maybe I should draw a picture and send it to your email account.
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