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so this christmas sucks already.... im getting good presents but i mean... wtf is with this holiday?no1 really cares about jesus and the REAL reason we celebrate this so... WHY ARE WE DOING IT! i mean... im not gonna turn down presents hell no.... who would.... but my family all of a sudden wants so spend "family time" together... its bullshit... i
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I'll be there soon and you will be very happy!
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Ahem.
Once upon a time in a land far, far away, there lived a role of tape named Sam. Sam was a special sort of tape, as he was DUCT tape. He could seal things that no other tape around could, and was looked up to highly by his co-tapers. One day, Sam's owner, Jimmycrackcorn, picked Sam up and started taping. Sam was happy he was being used, until he realized his life span was shortening with every seal he made! When Sam came down to the last of his strip, he thought back, back when he was a big role of tape, and fresh and new, and still smelled of adhesive. Oh, how he missed those days. Just then Jimmycrackcorn took the last piece of tape off, and Sam died. And then Sam was recycled into a bottle of apple juice. THE END
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