Part One

[6x7]

Most guys count themselves lucky when their girlfriends and wives allow them to escape for an evening of professional sports spectatorship. So Paul considered himself especially fortunate to have found a female who not only condoned his fandom, but supported it. But Lesley's participation in this particular NBA playoff experience came at a cost: a

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[monez09]

OMG!!! What are they going to do without spoons?!! How are they going to eat peanut butter straight out of the jar?! What about cereal?! You can't get the cereal to milk ratio correct if the milk is flowing through the tines of a fork!!! This is insanity!!!

A belated Part TWO

[thewisetrees]

The creation of Woman is a commonly mistold part of the Genesis story-one that has lead to an imbalance between the sexes for thousands of years. Indeed, the apron-clad vision of Eve, her dark hair clamped high on her head, safe from the whir of vacuuming, fell away 17 centuries ago, torn from the Codex Vaticanus and history by the jealous hands of religious dispute. The thwarted shadow of a Bishop’s second favorite found its way from the ashen remains of what had been the first favorite's best work. All that remained in the embers were the twined, scattered locks of the world’s first woman, clinging to her naked figure amongst grape leaves, an apple core discarded just inches behind her quickening pace. Later, the lingual slips of a clumsy monk, commissioned in the translation of the Septuagint into the 4th Century AD Codex Sinaiticus, left centuries of humans unprepared for one of the largest calamities levied against mankind. His lazy mistranslation released a change unfathomable by the standards of past civilizations. And so

Re: A belated Part TWO

[thewisetrees]

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