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70ftandcounting

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Dec 13, 2011 00:00

Everyone?

Please be careful of this Santa person! He's a horrible, mean man that comes and kidnaps young children in the night and forces them to work in his shop like slaves! You have to refuse anything he gives you! Please!

I just -- I want everyone to be safe, it's been so awful around here...

[A tiny, tiny voice.]

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[audio] needsnobottle December 14 2011, 06:30:33 UTC

Not big on commercial holidays where you're from, huh?

[audio] 70ftandcounting December 17 2011, 05:57:15 UTC

C-commercial?

[What?]

[audio] needsnobottle December 17 2011, 05:59:08 UTC

You know, corporate. All about selling people things and whatnot.

Though I guess some people still view it as a religious holiday.

[audio] 70ftandcounting December 17 2011, 05:59:38 UTC

Ummm....s-sure...?

[WHAT?]

[audio] needsnobottle December 17 2011, 06:01:09 UTC

[Tammy gets the feeling they're having something of a failure to communicate here.]

Let me guess: got your Christmas information from a djinn?

[audio] 70ftandcounting December 17 2011, 06:06:30 UTC

Oh! I - I think so.

[audio] needsnobottle December 17 2011, 06:17:33 UTC

Yeah, I figured. Friendly advice: you can only believe about every fifth word he says, and that's only if the word is an indefinite or definite article.

Everything else is pretty much him just pulling your leg and telling you that it was the OTHER guy doing it.

[audio] 70ftandcounting December 17 2011, 06:29:58 UTC

B-but...

[Frowning.]

He...he said...

[audio] needsnobottle December 17 2011, 06:33:10 UTC

Yeah he says a lot. He likes the sound of his own voice. Or the shape of his own words. Mostly he likes yanking chains.

[audio] 70ftandcounting December 17 2011, 06:36:08 UTC

But he said people would try and change my mind...

[audio] needsnobottle December 17 2011, 07:06:17 UTC

Tricky ass, innit he?

[Can you hear her shrugging?]

I mean, you can believe me if you want or not, but if you don't know him any better than you know me, why put more weight on his words just 'cause they came first?

[audio] 70ftandcounting December 20 2011, 02:15:46 UTC

I-I--

[Now she's confused.]

...

I don't know.

[audio] needsnobottle December 21 2011, 00:35:57 UTC

Well, I doubt you have to worry about it. Unless Lord D-bag kidnapped Santa you won't run into him here.

70ftandcounting December 23 2011, 02:00:55 UTC

B-but...what if he does?

[There's already so many different people here...]

needsnobottle December 23 2011, 22:52:22 UTC

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Cross that bridge when you get there, I guess.

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